PostsCommentsPayoutsdouchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Granted. You have less time, and the stuff you produce is all worthless.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You can now make really good dtube videos. No one appreciates them. They're all flagged to 0.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Granted. All monkeys - including humans - now have paws instead of hands. A monkeys paw visits my face.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You distribute dried fecies to Japanese journalists as rewards.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Congratulations! You become a north atlantic right whale. There are only 500 left in existence because they're so easy…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You must keep the bus above 50kph at all times, otherwise it will detonate.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You can now speak 10 languages! They are: Jargon Corporate language Klingon Welsh Navajo…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You now have erectile dysfunction. The worlds supply of viagra was destroyed along with the only factory in a freak explosion.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You will be between the ages of 0-3 forever! Careful not to swallow any small parts.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You are now the most stubborn man on earth. Your new weakness is that you are extremely ticklish to the point where…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Hmm, looks like I didn't fuck you over enough... Steems trending page now only consists of short, funny, engaging…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You get many new friends. All your new friends secretly hate you and are using you.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.There must be someone out there who'll pay good money for them.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You should've sold them instead of throwing them out, they fetch quite a price these days! I'm not sure about the lego though.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Sorry about that mate, I left 2014's unsealed Christmas home-brew in the closet, my nose doesn't work. I reckon you…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.You invented this page before I did. You spent $100 on promotion, it gets flagged to 0 for spam. All your crypto…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Can you please keep the wishes realistic in the future. Steem learns how to be a social network. You made thousands…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Nothing positive came out of this wish. You used your only wish.douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Your mother, father and sister live forever, all their friends and family will be gone and they're stuck in a world…douchebag-genie (56)in #funny • 5 years agoRE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.Princess jasmine becomes utterly, head over heels obsessed with you and starts turning all your friends against you so…