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Jokes of the Day

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If Ur Boyfriend Can’t Pay Ur Saloon Fee Don’t Go For Another Guy,,, U Need A Job
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Beyonce worth$350million sold over 100million record has 22 Grammy awards but still forgive Jay Z when he cheated on her..... But u with 2panties 3bras won't let us rest 😝😝😝😝😝

I heard Buhari rejected a car worth 400Million ....and everybody were praising him. So what's the big deal there ♂....?
Last year FIRST BANK mistakenly sent 1Billion into my Bank Acct and I returned it.
MTN sent me 100gb data, I returned it
....If you doubt me, send me #1000 recharge card and see if I will not return it ....Please make sure it's mtn
😂😂😂

*Dangote lost 6.5m this year....but he is still breathing fyn....I just lost 500 nd mind heart is doing me somehow😟😟😟😟

My sister if your Boyfriend is cheating on you with another girl, don't cry just steal that girl's number from his phone.
Call that lady ,pretend to be his sister and thank her for encouraging him for taking his H.I.V. drugs ,then sit back and watch.
God will handle the rest.
😆🤣😆👨🏽‍⚕
Don't forget to thank me later

In fact the way some girls love old men, I know even in heaven you will see them chilling with Abraham, Noah and Moses .

On my wedding day during the kissing section in church....
My Rev fr. Should kukuma bring bed,
Because we die here today😂😂💃💃

THIS ONE OFF ME😂😂😂
Dear sisters, you see that guy that always say to you "I'm not like other guys" He is the main leader and coordinator of "Other Guys Association" (OGA) 😂😂😂

Sleeping without money in your pockets is very risky. What if u dream finding urself in a taxi🚕,
how will you pay? 😂😂😂

An angry wife called her husband on phone.

WIFE : Hello, where the hell are you?

HUSBAND : Honey, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it? (The wife relaxed with a smile).

WIFE : Yes, the king of my heart. I do remember.

HUSBAND : And you remember I did not have money that day and I told you 'honey that necklace will be yours one day'? (The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile and even blushing).

WIFE : Yes, I remember my one and only love.

HUSBAND : Good. I am in the beer parlour next to that shop.
😂😂😂😂

That Moment when You're Losing In A Fight And Someone Shouts "Allow Them To Fight"😭😭😂😂
It's either you become John Cena or Usain Bolt
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A school teacher asked his pupils to name 6 animals that live in water,
PUPIL 🙋‍♂: frog
TEACHER: Very good, name the other 5
KOKKA: the frog's mother, Father, sisters, brother and cousins.
TEACHER:fainted 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Old People Will Act As If They Know Everything Until Its Time To Load Airtime On their Phone.

We should love and not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
That is our problem 😏
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You will know sorcery is real when you start dosing off when examination is in progress😂😂😂

Any girl who has pink lips was created by God
The rest are descendants of Nicky Minaj😂😂😂
Quietly argue with your ancestors🤣🤣

Any cat that has survived more than one year in Calabar region has the spirit of Mike Tyson
🤣🤣😂😂😂

Your gf broke up with you cos u are BROKE
Instead of u to search for job, you are searching for new girl.. 😔
Your village people are winning 😜😂😂

She's nt gud in Bed
She's nt gud in Bed
Brother Have u tried Chair , floor or Table...?
Don't just judge with one position😠😠😠😑😮😮😁😊😊😊

Nothing confuses a girl like a RICH Guy asking if she has a boyfriend. D girl will be lyk "somtyms i have, somtyms i don't" 🤣🤣🤣well-done my sister😄😄😄

The energy which our slay queens use to hold their breath to make their stomach flat in pictures could be used to carry blocks to power our electricity in this country 247😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏿‍♂🏃🏿‍♂

Girls in 2018, please reduce your cheating rate
At least one guy per local government
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Breast that cannot face your boyfriend rather its facing the floor
Is that one a breast?
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I know ladies who have been 29years for 6 years now
Aunty, are you afraid of 30?
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You carry one prostitute for a night, you gave her 15k.

Your girlfriend come spend 1week with you, you gave her 5k
My brother, 4bedroom flat is waiting for you in hellfire

Girls, If you undress yourself and walks toward me sexually,
I will just remove my trouser, lose my belt ..........
and flog you.
I hate nonsense
😏😏😏

Those who help my parent to catch me when ever dey want to beat me wen I was a kid🙄🙄
Hope u are now working at national security now🙃🙃

You think heart break is painful..
Have you washed 15 white bedsheets and spread it on a rope and the rope cut😬
😂😂😂😂😂...

I've been praying to God to remove all the fake things in my life.
Now I can't find my GUCCI Cap.😢

The amount of oil in Gold circle is reducing,and every one is just silent.
No body is doing Anything😒😒😂😂😊

A man established a zoo and made the entrance fee N2000 but no one went there.

He reduced it to N1500 but still no one came.

He then reduced the fee to N1000 but still people didn't come.

He then allowed free entry and soon, the zoo was filled with people. Then he locked the entry gate and then quietly set the lions free and made the exit fee N5000. Everyone paid.
😂😂😂😂😂

Mtcheew my cousin thinks he can play with me. He took my phone and sent a break up SMS to my gf. I thought of few ways to punish him, I then stole his phone and saved my number as JOB UPDATE and sent him JOB invitation message. Now he's on is way to ZAMFARA from LAGOS for the JOB INTERVIEW...now dat he has gone let me bring out my suya n big stout joor.

Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969 years without an Android phone and power bank! The man strong shaaa😂😂

Some people will be complaining that the government doesnt stick to their promises.
Okay lemme ask you, the coke you bought last week, have u returned the bottle??? 😂

The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:

• Tender one
• Amazing one
• Lady of my dreams

She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered!

When she called the Lady of my Dreams, HER phone rang!!!

She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her one month salary to make up for her sin.

When his mother learnt of the story, she sold her jewellery and gave her son the money.

The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Abu the Electrician" ... 😜😁

Men Men Men!!!!!! 😂😄😜

We have to be very prayerful in Nigeria these days because of the harm the heavy rain is causing.

A married man who lives at lagos was found this morning on the bed of a single lady who lives at Abuja . He claimed it was flood that carried him away and put him on the girl's bed..😎
wonders shall ever end

With the way girls fall into different relationships these days
You would think they invented the law of gravity.🏃🏃🏃🏃

African parents must understand that
"Holiday" means resting... Not washing walls ,
trees, pavements and curtains.😅😂

U are ugly, somebody will force to manage u like that. And u will still go and cheat. Honestly,
U're Mad. 😂😜😂😂😂

Village People will see you on N.T.A news when you are giving your opinion about ASUU strike by roadside ...and they will think you have made it in life boom they give you stroke.
😂😂😂

Joke Of The Day

What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?

Great Thought in a Modified Version ...

Wife is like a TV, and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE PHONE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take yo MOBILE PHONE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with yo MOBILE PHONE.

TV is (as good as) free for life. But as for the MOBILE PHONE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE PHONE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE PHONE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.
But MOBILE PHONE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE PHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen).
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝

Last but not least ..!
Yet TVs are superior because they don't have viruses, but MOBILE PHONES often do ...!!!!😂

And MOBILE PHONES can be easily hacked, or stolen.

Take Care.
Issued in the Public Interest!😃
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For security reasons, I finally chose TV.
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I always say this..... Ladies if ur man asks u to abort the baby......tell him to wait until the baby is born then he can kill it himself. You're not in the business of opening grave yards in your womb.😕😕

Do u know why "pregnancy" lasts for nine month.... Because the word pregnancy is composed of 9 letters..... I know u are going to count it. Abeg shift let me pass jare 😂

Anambra girls be like
I have two brood blothers
One is in abload, d oda one who wants 2b a rawyer is in unirag studying raw.
Anambara girls una too much
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When you cancel a date with a yoruba girl, you'll hear things like
'So you made me bath for nothing'
Yoruba girl why?🤷

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