The differences between man and woman during sexual hunger

Man who for a long time did not enter into intimate relations:

1. You come to think that there are no bad woman.
2. You do not understand what a morning erection is, and how it differs from the day, night and evening.
3. Thoughts about food fade into the background.
4. You can watch television broadcasts of the woman's chess championship for hours.
5. Erotic dreams torment you as much as a gynecologist.
6. When you pass by the skin-venereal dispensary, your heart does not skip a beat.
7. All the back thoughts come to the fore.
8. When you kiss a woman's hand, you leave a bruise on it.
9. The last condom you bought expired a year ago.
10. You know exactly what your last wish will be before the death penalty.

Woman react as follows:

1. You are strengthened in the thought that all man are goats.
2. You continue to dream about the Prince, but without a horse and clothes.
3. After standing for an hour in the Museum at the most famous statue, you absolutely do not remember the face of the person depicted on it.
4. You constantly dreamily humming: "If only the guys of the whole Earth…"
5. You are afraid to drink because you are afraid to take advantage of your condition.
6. Unshaven man in wrinkled clothes you think just stylish.
7. The idea that sex cannot be the basis of existence for a cultured and educated woman no longer seems so obvious.
8. Critical and all other days of the month for you gradually change places.
9. With the money saved on pregnancy tests, you buy a washing machine.
10. You return to the feeling of fear of the first sexual experience.