BEASTLY TALES - THE IRISH BAR
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(As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard Hersel.)
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Richard Hersel
BEASTLY TALES
THE IRISH BAR
He met a man from Kilkenny in a bar,
Just arrived, he’d not travelled far.
“Top o’ the day to you,” he said,
“For quids, on a day such as this, I wouldn’t be dead!”
“It’s a grand day to be out, so it is,”
“It’s a grand time for a shout, it is,”
“Guinness and Whiskey, they go well together,”
“Particularly in this colder weather.”
“It’s an awful pity to keep them apart,”
“I’ll be obliged for one of each, just for a start.”
“Yes, it’s a grand afternoon for a drink,”
“Time for another, I do think.”
“Yes, I can well remember then,”
“All of us together, all Tipperary men.”
“Now would you be looking at that poor glass?”
“Empty so soon, that silly glass ass!”
“This is a sad to-do, so it is.”
“An awful shame at all, to be sure.”
“The two of us might shift him, so we might”
“And another drink will be just right.”
“My friend, Paddy, an’ me are unemployed so we are.”
“We’ve looked for work, but haven’t got far.”
“It is a sad to-do, so it is.”
“We looked in the paper, the situations vacant quiz.”
“An ad., “TREE FELLERS” wanted did appear,”
“What a shame there’s only the two of us, we did fear!”
Hahaha😂 "An ad., "tree fellers" wanted did appear, "what a shame there's only two of us, we did fear!" This is so funny!
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Shamess oriley was very smiley after a few,
He then staggered home before his curfew,
singing jollely at the top of his voice,
he woke up the neighbors and not by choice.
Thank you for your poetic response.