Hi Stranger! I'd Like To Welcome You Inside My Friendly Home!
Everyone is a potential pervert!
Hello Perverts!
Relax! I'm only messing around.
That's called banter and yes, I realize society today is trying to protect everyone from having a little bit of fun while at the same time ensuring all remain depressed and easily manipulated; but I don't care. I don't want to be the one screaming, "Legalize raillery!" in fifty years like we had to do with weed until the batteries died in the remotes of these control freaks who constantly sell their souls for a chance at a nice comfy office chair.
Oh, and before I get too carried away, I should probably explain that if you are a pervert, you can leave now because I'm not offering a trail of breadcrumbs that lead to some kind of foot fetish satanic goat ritual animated milf porn or whatever the hell it is you kids watch these days.
See! I'm not afraid of perverts. I probably just helped one. When was the last time you helped a pervert?
You're Welcome
And that's the theme of today's post.
Unfortunately, I've probably scared more than just the perverts away by now and that's probably a good thing because what's coming up will most definitely scar the remainder of humanity, for life.
But for some screwed up reason, you're still here, so I guess I'll get on with it.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I just wanted you to come here to my nice home so I could show you...
This:
Say hi to my cousin!
He told me to go outside and find him some friends!
But don't worry! He ain't no pervert on the first date!
He likes to get to know you first so just sit on down here in this chair and let us strap you in!
We's going for a ride!
I’m feeling your vibe 200%!:P love your writing style! Was really digging the comment you left on my latest post ^^
My vibe? Shit, I must have left my vibrator on... Ha! Just kidding. I don't have a vibrator. It's a toothbrush.
LOL!!!!! I can’t 😂😂😂😂
I see you’re a Canadian too eh! Which part?
I can be found wandering the hills of Saskatchewan, these days.
Love the * these days *
That’s awesome! Never been there.
And just like that I got a new favorite video :) Damn Susan...
You should create a tinder profile for your cousin... not joking xD try to see if you can get a girl for him... inbf4 some BSDM gothic chick swipes right
LOL! I didn't want to google it first because, you know, I didn't feel like being added to that list. In twenty years I'll have to be able to explain these things when I travel.
A tinder profile is a good idea. That could keep me busy for weeks.
Well... I'm already added to all the lists that you can think about, so I don't worry much anymore xD Most of the NSA budget is going to psychologic treatment to the agents that watch and listen to what I watch and listen...
I see penis as a nose, but I have been curating dporn content today and so this could be the reason :/
Originally it did look exactly like a penis but I changed it up because I didn't want to add the NSFW tag and be known as the guy who draws dicks.
I was just about to leave when I saw your digital smear painting. Very disturbing. Thank you, now I have to go and relieve myself.
It is disturbing though. At one point I thought of going with more details and shading to make it appear to be a bit more realistic. Cartoon style was probably the better choice though. I hope you had a good shit.
You had a cousin on here once...he wasn't very helpful. During one of your vacations I asked him if he heard from you as a concerned friend, you know me, anyway he answered with "I'm sure he's fine, hanging out by the lake or something" Mhmm, I could have told my brain the same thing without help thank you very much. Good portrait of him!
He wouldn't have known for sure where I was anyway. When I go poof, I go poof.
Lots of faces and trees in that one, and that single eye... lol
That damn eye won't stay in so he had to grow a hand to hold it. Genius.
And he's so handsome! lol
brilliant, but very heavy and most of it is true....
i'm now looking almost like your cousine.... sad for me :(
i guess they've succeeded this time - depressing me.....
however it is not all about me....the planet will get rid of us very soon...
i love her so much! that's why i came here... to put a spike onto the condom ;)
OH YEAH! :]]
Heavy yeah but I'm mostly just messing around. True, but it doesn't bug me too much. Spiking the world condom. Now there's a fancy way to say 'protest'.
I have some old pics of ghosts in the house I grew up in and this totally reminded me of that. I also have a pic an EMT took at the scene of my Mom's major car/tornado accident and can see the faces of 4 of my relatives (presumably the guardian angels that saved her)... Your art is different from them, but I get the same chills.
I think they know most people aren't ever ready to see them, so they get good at hiding in plain sight.
The faces and the hands I see, I am just wondering what else is hidden in plain sight. The phoenix trying to rise even as it bleeds out, (just something I see on zoom in).
Your art does bring the mind out to think and play with what is in the image, what is it saying to me.
It's a game, sometimes. I wanted to make something hideous, so I did. If I was in the mood to write a serious post, I might have talked about how so many these days would prefer to see perfection, and allow the media they consume to force them to believe there is such a thing as perfection. I tried to make everything as imperfect and nonsensical as I could. As usual, yes, it's full of things hidden in plain sight and all kinds of symbols that blend in. The image becomes too much if everything is pronounced and obvious.
How can they sell their souls if they are soulless?
They take out a loan.