It's pissing down so I did some freaky shit on my tablet

in #art6 years ago

Since I went cold turkey on conspiracies because I was sick of the sight of jacob rotchild, I've been looking at a lot more art on Steemit. And it's absolutely stunning. (thanks beinart for all the amazing posts )

People have been saying to me in comments, "jesus you are a boring old fart, be more freak"

But I am nothing like those artists, I like to do fast and rough art and I'm way too impatient to spend hours on a picture.

So here are some landscapes and portraits I did today...

After the accident one of the aliens found his arms and penis fell off

There were bits of alien scattered all over the place - arses and things

I did these pictures sitting on the bog having a chat with Mr Turdman


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were you cross dressing like last time you had your tablet in the shitter?
Image result for using tablet on toilet

...maybe...

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I don't think he wears high heals and female underwear...but you never know.

What if I wore a wig :)?

I keep telling myself I'm going to do some art but there's such a short window between drinking enough for my hand to stop shaking and being too drunk to create anything.

Just let rip - shaking is like an effects filter!

An amazing art can i get one for a wall frame.

Conspiracy cold turkey?? How are you holding up?.. Your "dealer" has a got a new set of conspiracies for you in case you are missing a fix ;-)

I am - but a cool side effect is that while not focusing on or posting about conspiracies a whole lot of pieces fell into place but now and I'm just not going to get into it with 90% of the people on Steemit!

Yep, choose your battles wisely. There are lot of people that regardless of how much you tell them, they'll never get it.. and yes that's at least 90% on Steemit.

Thanks a lot for checking out and upvoting my latest post. It's a bit chock full, but I wanted to get to some of those topics as well even though sifting through all the Q BS to get there is nauseating and a complete waste of time. The amount of time people are devoting to the Q shit is unbelievable. It's truly a cult..

I was just reading your second post about Google (I missed it when you posted it so will upvote your comment here instead - it was damn good) - 13 Years ago I ripped into gooble online and they fair got their revenge!

Much of my old page from 2005 is here: http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wheels/sift/gooble.htm

(Note - that isn't on the same server as the rest of the website!)

Anyway, part of why I have backed off on conspiracies is because after google,fakebook, bitcoin, and alex jones, the thing that nobody on Steemit never discusses is the underlying planning, funding, and control of Steemit itself. Right now I feel like one of those people pretending that chump isn't a zionist puppet. But there are things I'm not going to say out loud!

Thanks a lot. That was an excellent post you wrote as well.. the Google spoof gifs are brilliant!

The chart above says it all.. They attack whoever they doesn't play along with them through simply memory-holing you. Since the majority of dumbasses out there never even think about using a different search engine to Orwell-gle, they have even become a verb for searching.

The worst thing about Google is that these guys are literally becoming Skynet, but not just overtly with terminator bots (i.e. Boston Dynamics), it's also covertly. They hide the worst of their projects under GoogleX and other nondescript names like project Maven.

It's no coincidence that GoogleX is run by the grandson of the real Dr. Strangelove, Astro Teller. There are a some very nasty stories that still circulate about Edward Teller, but whether they are true or not, this is the nut job that planned the bomb, and his grandson is now running a fully weaponized CIA front company that basically has control over half the planet. Yet they still are creeping their control like black goo-(gol) over and into everything now.. homes, cars, personal assistants, spy blimps, genetics, healthcare, drones, AI.. The list goes on and on.

I hope your comment is going to be a post!

They truely are a creepy bunch, but what I can't tell is if they exaggerate these stories themselves to create more fear. I really think atomic bombs are entirely imaginary and are used for this purpose. Is satanic sacrifice being promoted in the same way?

Google heavily promote porn and at one point I had some pages playing with that and got up to 15 million hits in one month - this was the most popular page:

http://www.frot.co.nz/design/sift/the-biggest-free-porn-site-in-the-world/

Interesting fashion statement..

I suppose I should do another post on Google, it's just that my list of post ideas is growing faster than I can research and write them. I think on I could write on the Silicon Valley CIA bunch for months on end. Every time I read a newspaper there's more shit coming out on their techno-takeover of the planet.

That's interesting that you think nuclear bombs are BS. I'm not totally sure what to think on that one yet. I've read the Bruce Cathie narrative on nuclear bombs but don't know what to make of this either. Do you have some suggested reading?

I assume you've had a listen to Galen Windsor, correct? He doesn't disavow nuclear weapons but rather that radiation is BS. He's worth a listen:

I didn't start out looking at vids - I was researching health stats by country - America is worst with NZ close behind, while Japan is one of the best.

Next red flag - cancer rates in Hiroshima and Nagasaki are low - much lower than most American cites and no worse than anywhere else in Japan.

And then - pictures of those cites after they were "nuked" clearly show that they were carpet bombed just like Tokyo and the damage was mainly from fires.

After that I started looking at all nuke pictures and videos and they are all obvious fakes.

Nobody is claiming any nukes have gone off for decades because like moon landings it would be obviously fake now.

I've given up arguing it because people squawk like chickens, but I defy anyone to prove a nuke has ever gone off...

https://tabublog.com/2015/04/21/no-nukes-were-dropped-on-hiroshima-and-nagasaki/

yeah..
" Be more Freaky"
Nice article..
I like your artwork,,
thanks for sharing @sift666
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wow!!!
Nice story,,
Nice art..
thanks //
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I like the landscape. Do you use a tablet, isn't it?
I built something similar in my last sim city game.

Yes I'm just about to do a post about this tablet stuff

I was at a Devin Townsend concert a while back.

Your art makes me think of this one song.

Jeepers - heavy metal art!

I was probably listening to something like this:

British 20st century punk has a unique aesthetic I don't think exists anywhere else. Personally I've acquired more of a taste for theatrical - kitsch or not - performances.

Here's a Dutch production with both Dutch and international vocalists by Arjen Lucassen, which may - or may totally not - be relevant to your interests.

Art in all the wrong places ... can start a trend. Example of Trendy art

images.duckduckgo.jpg

Or is it Kinky ...Art

Did you say kinky?

Thanks for the shout out! I'm so glad you're liking the art. Here's another one for you: https://steemit.com/nsfw/@beinart/introducing-the-vagina-snails-and-other-worldy-erotica-of-my-friend-dale-keogh

My first NSFW post ;)

It's AWESOME!

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