Rodney Dangerfield portrait, made by Giovani Zanolino

This is a tribute piece I made to the king of the one-liners, "Rodney Dangerfield".

Any Fans out here?

I tell ya, I don't get no respect :D

Some of my Favorite Dangerfield one-liners

"I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home, so I went over… nobody was home."

"I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex; last night, she called me from a motel."

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot… but I always found them."

"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection; my Yo-Yo… it never came back!"

"Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance."

"I told my kids, “Someday, you’ll have kids of your own.” One of them said, “So will you."

One day as I came home early from work… I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.

"I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father; he said he wanted more proof."

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me and he said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn’t met me yet."

"With my old man I got no respect: I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff."

"When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."

"At my house we pray AFTER we eat."

"I went to the doctor and said, “Doc, every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror, I throw up. What’s wrong?” The doctor said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him, “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.” He said, “All right. You’re ugly too!”

"What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself"

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Make light of it

No matter how tough or tragic our situation, let's take a page out of the Rodney Dangerfield book, and make light of it.