Steemitri The Mannequin’s tutorial: How to straighten up a banana - Promoting @stellabelle’s #bananaprogram
Hello Steemians!
In the past months I had the chance to chat with @stellabelle and bananely had many crazy and weird ideas in common.
This time the thing that unifies us is:
The Banana!
She just launched the BANANA PROGRAM - #bananaprogram, in which in exchange of a few tasks, one gets a nice upvote ;-)
Have a look at it because the funniest part of it is the great interaction with banana lovers:
BANANA PROGRAM: New Steem Project Designed For Bored Humans - by @stellabelle
Be creative!!!
I go on instead with my program and today let me introduce you to my very special tutorial:
How to straighten up a banana in a couple of minutes!
Introduction: have you ever asked yourself why do bananas grow crooked? I ask myself this question every day and it drives me crazy! Every time that I try to straighten them up with my hands, they break or they squash!
I went to many grocery stores and I couldn’t find a straight one! A true mystery to me!
I therefore decided to find a temporary solution to straighten up this fruit:
- Level of difficulty: medium
- Material required: 1 banana, 1 knife, toothpicks
- Time required: 5 minutes
Process:
Take a banana and make 4-5 slanting cuts.
Try to put it back together as straight as possible.
Use the support of toothpicks to keep it together!
And here the final result!!!
Now it is your turn!
Show me what you can do!
Have fun!
Steemitri The Mannequin
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Naughty banana!
Well done, mannequin!
Challenge accepted, wait for my banana (LOL)!
🍌🍌🍌
Yeah! I wanna see your skills, haha!!!
You can post your banana here in the comments ;-)
All yours: a very long and - of course - straight banana! Ahaha!
Hahaha!!! Great!! 1 banana + 1 banana = 1 super long straight banana!!!
Fantastica!!!
jajjajajajaaj what a great program, as you learned it looks like a yellow cucumber hahaha.
@calitoo
Haha thanks man!
Now I need to turn a cucumber into a banana :-)
Caro il mio manichino, prima o poi un grosso coltivatore di banane, tipo Chiquita o Del Monte, ti contatterà, per farti diventare un grandissimo promoter a livello internazionale di questo caratteristico frutto!!!
Mah... penso di creare un'azienda che sia in grado di raddrizzare le banane! Promuoverò le banane dritte, yeah!!!
By golly you did it!
Oh yes!!! I did it!!!
Now I should earn a Nobel Prize :-)
Ouch.
We're kinda partial to bananas' curviness, but this was a very funny post nevertheless. ☺️
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It can be a nice experiment for Dr. Victor Frankenpeel, haha!
oh, my dear Ms. @steemitri -- my thoughts exactly!
Great and devious minds think alike!!
Lol, that's absolute banana's!
Nice one :)
Thanks!!! Have a great banana day!
Le banane cambieranno il mondo!
Esatto!!! Banane e crypto revolution!
That's ingenious! Brilliant! You (and @stellabelle) may have found a way to take the Internet to a whole new level. Goodbye endless kitten and puppy videos, hello Banana Art!
Bright Blessings!
Haha, yeah... Internet needs more Banana stuff :-)
Big hug from Switzerland
Steemitri The Mannequin
Un vero uomo (manichino) da tutorial. Una fonte di idee senza limiti.
Appena ho letto il titolo ho pensato che tu ti fossi applicato semplicemente nel ruotare la banana da una posizione che ricordasse una C ad una che la mostrasse come una I...
In pratica ti ho già svelato la mia versione quindi. Mi sembrerebbe offensivo mostrare cosa intenda con un tutorial...e soprattutto chiamarlo tutorial dopo.
Accipicchia non ci avevo pensato!!! Che manichino sciocco che sono!!!
life hacks that change your life <3
Haha yeah! ... and I feel a lot better now!!!