Bitcoin Needs KIDS...

in #bitcoin5 years ago

Until Bitcoin becomes full Pedo and starts targeting children - it's F*Cked



It's pretty simple to understand why Bitcoin needs kids and why it should just abandon the older & rich communities all-together -

Yeah sure, these kids today are F*cking morons huddled into mama's boob cause the world is a scary place...

These snowflakes melt down soo fast and run into safe spaces filled with stuffed unicorns and synthetic rainbows...

Yeah, they pretty much "Suck at Life" and they are, in-fact, trying to destroy the world - one socialist policy at a time...

BUT...

THERE IS HOPE!


In Technology

You see, the complete and utter failure of the next generation doesn't come without a positive light and my God - That is one bright ass light!

For how dumb they are with pretty much everything - These kids today are F*Ckin Tech Guru's!

Na - They ain't building shit!
Na - they don't understand how it works
Na - They don't care how

But they are the ones who actually use this Tech like its running out of style.

Have you ever seen a kid on a cellphone?

Their Smartphone skills will revolutionize how internet and phones work together.

Seriously - kids these days operate a dozen social media accounts, 100+ aps nobody heard of, while texting 3 group chats and face-timing grandma all at the same time...

Yeah - You just wait until this new generation of snowflakes come to age.

THEY LOVE TECH!
THEY NEED TO BE CONNECTED

Rest assured - This new "Shit" generation is exactly what Bitcoin needs to jump into mainstream use.
They are the ones who will actually use It for it's purpose - p2p transactions!

Where-as the current generation of Bitcoin users are pretty much speculative ass-hats who could give 2-F*cks about it's actual use-cases... They just want the MONEY!

Old Rich turds and the insatiable thirst for GREED


But it makes sense - Most of us can't handle such low-attention spans where we feel the need to manage 50 social accounts and gather thousands of superficial relationships with 0 actual benefits..
We are a people of practicality - right now - we just can't handle the technological advancements with currency...

Pretty sure the vast majority of non-tech, flip-phone users who struggle turning the T.V. on - are also going to struggle with many aspects of cryptocurrencies...

  • Holding private keys private
  • inputting correct addresses
  • Managing crypto accounts
  • Instant & non-refundable transactions

These are real problems that crypto's face - and honestly - our current generation just can't handle it in the masses!

But these Kids today - They can handle it!

It's not grandma we want - She's going to screw this whole thing up!

We need these damn kids to grow up, get jobs, and invest into new tech like cryptos...

In conclusion

Bitcoin needs Kids...


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there are some children that really are worth it and I hope that they can take advantage of that

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