A Daily Patriot Special !!!!.... comedyopenmic#40 , part 2. (or does this count as 1? )

Today's Breaking news !!!

@berniesanders and @fulltimegeek have declared a truce! (did anyone know there was war?)

Oh, and @ned and the Levine bloke do a live stream, and answer some questions concerning the future of steem (and steemit). I think that's what they were doing, anyway...(I was lost).
While talking for over an hour, they succeeded in putting minds to rest sleep.
For thinking people, they heard over an hour of noise without much of anything really, being said.

The Daily Patriot must commend the postmodernist education system at this point, and their unique talent to produce individuals with an ability to use so many words without actually saying anything.
This phenomena has never been witnessed before, throughout the whole of of human history ( normally, these poor individuals have been consigned to asylums.)
While this mode of speaking serves of no use, it does help to keep those who are in a deep sleep, to keep sleeping.
Oh, it also helps to fuck up an entire generations of young people.
The strength of the intellectual gymnastics by experimenting on young peoples minds, has real world consequences.
And as for these fucked up generations? That is squarely on their shoulders.
To know that you are cleverer than several thousands years of successful social structures really shows just goes to show how clever these postmodernists really are....
Ego, anyone?
Maybe their fucked up kids will help them see the light (but probably not- hubris allows for no failure, and will just pass the blame onto others...).

Anyway, enough of ned, and his hour of.....something (with the possible exception of mentioning the closing down of steemit...)....

Celebrations are in order !!!

Yes, my friends - The war that is over between bernie and fulltimey!
(I think it had something to do with me offering of my womb to bernie - in exchange for 30k delegation, but I'm not sure.
full disclosure: I did mention that I didn't actually have a womb, and could pose some technical issue's..)

But this post isn't about me, this is about the cessation of aggression!!!!

This youtube clip has nothing to do with me dropping as many big names into my video as I possibly can, in some sad desperate attempt to get some massive upvotes.
I repeat, this you tube clip has nothing to do with getting massive upvotes due to dropping names in a film clip.
There is no appeal to ego here, whatsoever.
(but you're all great!).

Oh, I also included @sircork in the clip to, as he was virtually beggin' me to be included, even though he has no massive upvote...oh well...Thanks for the 2 steem...If anyone want's to bribe negotiate, to be included in future productions, feel free to mention it - I'm incredible cheap and corruptible. You can even have your own story line at only a little extra cost .
(All integrity by myself will be instantly compromised, at the mention of any steem...Just sayin' ).

Let me repeat - just to be clear- mentioning big names has nothing to do with getting big upvotes.

ok, enjoy!!

pt 1

Lyndsay doesn't get her balls chewed off..

(and yes, I know how to spell homeless....)

pt2

The greatest secret never told... (I'm not telling... you'll have to watch..)

Credits below are to the people who didn't help me in the slightest , but they did spark my imagination to make both films. They include, but are not restricted to....

@lyndsaybowes
@berniesanders
@fulltimegeek
@doomsdaychassis
@ned

...oh yeah @sircork to....(thanks for those 2 steem,mate).

...any similarities to any people, living or dead, is purely coincidental, and no nazi's were hurt, during the making of these films.

I nominate @lyndsaybowes and @sircork (do I get another steem for the recommendation?)