Let's Talk About Wanking.

in #busy5 years ago (edited)

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For those of you who don't know the term.

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Some people have personal opinions on whether or not others should wank. I'm not big on controlling other people's views on wanking, if you want to wank, go ahead and wank, it is your wanker after all.

I don't like knowing what you want to wank to or when you are wanking. There is an NSFW room in one of the channels on Discord. I went in there once and learned what a couple of people's wanking preferences are and now I feel slightly embarrassed for them whenever I try to talk to them, I just picture them wanking. I don't really enjoy picturing other people wanking. Some people do though, they even wank to pictures of people wanking. So, who am I to say.

There is also a lot of wanking that goes on here on Steem. Some of it is covered by the NSFW tag, but some of the wanking goes on right in front of everyone.

Famous Steem Wankers:

  1. Jerry Banfield
  2. Haejin
  3. Bernie
  4. Traf

For some reason on Steem we respect big wanking more than small wanking. Small wanking is mostly considered bad, but big wankers are just taking their investment back out. I would think wanking should apply across the board, but again, who am I to judge. I guess size does matter.

I know there are more wankers but those are the wankers that come to mind right now.

Sometimes a group of people will gather together to help each other wank. This is often called a Circle Jerk and we can discuss that in another post!

Well, those are my thoughts on Wanking, so Wank or Don't Wank... It's up to you.
If others see you wanking they will always know you are a wanker and have a hard time picturing you not wanking, but.. these are choices we all must make.

See you wankers later!

@whatsup

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Yep, wankers everywhere right? I wonder if the blockchain wankers are wankers in real life?

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Oh, I'm pretty sure wankers are wankers anywhere they go.

Haha, for sure! My point exactly. ☺️

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Once a wanker, always a wanker.

Dr Kellogg should get on Steem and see if he can do anything with the wankers. For those who don't know, corn flakes were supposedly invented to stop wankers wanking.

Wow, I had no idea, I will have to look this up

For those who don't know, corn flakes were supposedly invented to stop wankers wanking.

I'm not sure how does that make any sense.

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smear your hands with honey, pick up a handful of cornflakes and then, wank. I am pretty sure you won't want to do that again any time soon :D

Haha, I guess it makes sense after all!

We are pro-wanking , when necessary.

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I joined steem because of the first guilty wanker on the list. He had promised me upvotes and 20$ if I made sure I commented on his posts that he helped me discover Steemit and I did for a fucking month before reading something other than the 'trending page' and start smelling a rotten fish. You should also know that I didn't get either the 20$ or the upvote I desperately needed to be like him‍... sigh.

All I am now asking this forgiving community is to forgive me for being a wankers follower for some few crucial months of joining this platform :D

Awwww. You got wanked! And you still stuck around. We love you.

Very much so! Had to stay for the community 🖤

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Guys, buy some steem, power up, stop complaining and start wanking.

Or you can join my circle-jerking club.

I just powered up 15K.

Wow! Great job, it wasn't a complaint actually, marky dared me to write about wankers. This was the result.

Lol you have nowhere near enough SP for your vote to matter in the slightest tbh ngl.

Thanks.
What a relieve.
I thought I'm the biggest wanker on steemit.

Nah. Everyone under 1 million SP is basically a minnow these days.

I guess this post is one for the wank bank. Also the wank bank term now starts to make a lot more sense on steemit

We need a system that stimulate the behavior we want to see. As long there is a system that stimulate self-voting etc ... this will continue.

We can call on morality but the real problem is the system itself. What is stimulated that will happen. As simple as that.

Read somewhere that people who say they don't masturbate are lying.

I kind of think it should be under... Don't ask, don't tell!

Yep! :)

Just when I thought I couldn't love you any more than I already do...
I'm filling up here and far too emotional to finish this comment...

My thoughts on the topic.
@acidyo sent me here. :D

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