How to make Ninja Turtles Cereal

in #cereal6 years ago

Those of you who are in your early to mid thirties might know about this stuff from your youth. An enterprising junk food manufacturing company and otherwise heartless corn syrup peddler combined old generic crispix cereal with dried Marshmallows from lucky charms and re-branded it as "Ninja Turtles Cereal". The gimic was cereal nets and little warrior marshmallows.

Now I never remember any Ninja Turtles throwing a net but I definitely remember that odd tasting sugar rush giving breakfast- and I figured out how to make it myself. You can now order the dried Lucky Charms style marshmallow bits from Amazon. My choice vendor is Hoosier Hill Farms- they have a re-sealable bag but I buy mainly for the name and "who the hell farms Marshmallows?" After receiving you Amazon shipped marshmallow bits simply add them to crispix cereal. Your done.

Now you may want to be ready with the crispix and milk prior to ordering the dried marshmallows as they are like candy crack and it is totally possible to eat a 1 lb bag in 12 hours and never end up making the cereal. Or worse milk but leave the crispix out and binge eat just the marshmallows as cereal- lucky charms my ass..... who's got ALL your charms now leprechaun!

Be warned- these things comprised of pure excess can (when not moderated) ruin your life and take your dignity. It was only two weeks ago I heard of a friend strung out on dried marshmallows forced by his wife into trashing the later half of a 5 lb bag he had ordered. Later I was told it was surprising that they did not go stale.... something about the bigger bag didn't get soggy like the 2lb did the time before but that both were still totally edible.

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