Daily Chuck : 2019-01-11
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!
Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Kapoww!
And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks Chuck Norris.
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