我的奇葩同事
公司有两个大纸箱装的都是零食，有个同事叫a酱，他很爱吃零食.
有一天,a酱又跑去拿零食吃，吃得正欢
同事沈先生说：“吃吃吃，就知道吃，就没停过，公司都被你吃垮了”
a酱停顿了下，低头看着手里吃了一半的零食，特舍不得的递给了沈先生
“想吃你就说吧。。。”
周天吃大家一起吃火锅，烫了块肉，我说
“不知道熟了没”
“我来当小白鼠吧”
“好”，“请开始你的表演”
“要倒地还带抽搐那种吗”
“哈哈哈哈如果可以的话我们也不介意，反正今年奥斯卡小金人给你了”
哈哈哈哈哈
来公司一个多月了，今天史蒂夫很意味深长的走到我座位上，特么难过的和我聊天，对话如下：
史蒂夫：“a大，自从你来公司后，我就过得很不开心”
我：“为什么呢，还有包出来了吧？”
史蒂夫：“不提包好吗，我们谈谈心”
我：“昨天bug改完没？刚跟需求确认了还要加个东西”
史蒂夫：“改改改，现在改，包一会儿给，任务多了，忙死了，我一听到你喊我名字我就不开心”
就只听到办公室的同事哈哈哈哈哈
“被逼急了我们什么事都做得出来你信不信”
“比如呢”
“不改bug”
这点出息。。。。
Posted from my blog with SteemPress : https://xiaoguai.000webhostapp.com/2018/09/hello-world
这难道就是传说中的办公室传奇
召唤巨瞎～
你真的能召唤巨瞎耶😍😍😍我的天。太神奇了
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