Comedy: The Interview

in #comedy5 years ago

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One man named Foster Providence has been looking for a place to work until one day when he saw a notice, requesting all job seekers to submit their application for interview.
During the job interview, the following conversation took place.
FOSTER: Good morning Sir!
INTERVIEWER: Youngman what's your name?
FOSTER: F.P Sir.
INTERVIEWER: What's the full meaning?
FOSTER: Foster Providence Sir
INTERVIEWER: Okay. What's your father's name?
FOSTER: F.P
INTERVIEWER: What's the meaning of that too?
FOSTER: Francisco Paulson
INTERVIEWER: Which state are you from?
FOSTER: F.P
INTERVIEWER: Nonsense! What's that?
FOSTER: Florence Province Sir
INTERVIEWER: Okay. What's your qualification?
FOSTER: F.P.M Sir
INTERVIEWER: What's that again?
FOSTER: Fish Production Management Sir
INTERVIEWER: So why do you need a job?
FOSTER: It's because of my F.P sir
INTERVIEWER: What's that?
FOSTER: It's because of my Financial Problems Sir
INTERVIEWER: It seems like you're joking with me. Would you explain your personality as brief as possible?
FOSTER: F. P sir.
INTERVIEWER: What nonsense! What do you mean?
FOSTER: Friendly Personality Sir
INTERVIEWER: I see... I will get back to you.
FOSTER: Sir, how was my F.P. sir?
INTERVIEWER: And what's that again?
FOSTER: My Fisrt Performance.
INTERVIEWER: I think you have F.P.
FOSTER: What does that mean Sir?
INTERVIEWER:- Failed Performance!!!
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