Comedy Open Mic Round #30 - funny joke!!!
I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming........ "Help! Help! snake ooo !" I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me.
We all started shouting, " Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood.
It turned and faced us with a red eye. Then, I said if count 1 to 3, we should all hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started, 1,.....2,......3 go!. Then Peeeeeem! NEPA took the light, we all started screaming in the dark room because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room.
We nearly killed ourselves. If someone touched me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake. If I touched someone too, I will receive a strong beating. Now we all are in the hospital because we injured ourselves with the wood instead of the snake.
I have stopped helping people, you can not come and kill me.......Lol😀😂😁
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