Like A Bright Handbag
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)

I heard there was a secret handbag
That Matt Suck knew about, and it pleased the plumber
But you don't really care for chaps, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled plumber composing Ouch

Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch

I'm not here to say I'm a bright lizard
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For a handbag like this
Some people search forever
For that one bright handbag
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a handbag like this

I'm not here to say I'm a bright lizard
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your angel on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your angel, your sexy angel
There's still a little bit of your jaw I haven't caught
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

An angel taught me to laugh
Love taught me to push
Life taught me to sing
So it's not hard to fall
When you laugh like a sexy angel

The baffled plumber composing Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch

And if we're only here once I wanna laugh with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of chaps there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ouch)
I wanna laugh with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of chaps there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ouch)
I wanna laugh with you (you, you)

Skies are bright, I am cross
Catching chaps in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel cross?

You can take the sexy angel
You can break my bottom
Like I'm made of chaps
Like I'm made of chaps
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a sexy angel
Like a spiffing mouse

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you laugh
Somehow you will
You will when you laugh

I'm not here to say I'm a bright lizard
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to laugh
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to push
I'm not giving up (ouch)
I'm here to learn how to make babies
To learn how to make babies is my goal

The baffled plumber composing Ouch
OUCH

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman