👇👇👇👇
You will be cooking jollof for him and he will be busy in bed texting a girl who can't even fry egg

My sister break his head
I will pay for the damages

😁😁

Nigeria police 👮 will arrest you
And still borrow your phone to call DPO 😏😏

when you want to charge your phone in a Bar and you mistakenly unplug the DSTV
during penalty shoot out... That is the moment you will
remember what your mum used to tell you that your phone
will kill you one day
😂😂😂

The way female Bankers explain account opening is so sexy.They will be like “I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay?. Whether big or small just put something🤤🤒🤔. Funke!!!!!!! 🤔

A husband phone is lyk an onion, de more u open, de more tears roll down ur eyes....

Ladies please don't touch it 😁😂😀

In Nigeria,
Kissing your bae in public attracts more attention than robbing a bank

😏😏😏

"After buying gala, no matter how fast you drive, the gala guy runs faster till he collects his change" - Newton's unwritten law of thermo buynamics

U want to know how dating one person feels like?
Just delete all ur *songs and leave only one,then listen to it everyday
😂😂😂😂

My trust issues started when my mum said "come I won't beat you"🤣🤣🤣

Nobody is busier than a person not interested in you "let me close the fridge I'll call you later"

Be there saying 30 billion for the account when you are owning MTN 100 Naira 🤔🤔🤔🤔

The most respected persons in a wedding ceremony are those sharing food.
I can greet them 5 times😂😂😂😂😂

You go to club and pay 5k for
gate fee but you go church and drop N20 for offering
as if GOD is Nigerian police... U get
duplex for hell😁

You Call Your Boyfriend HONEY And Now You're Complaining other Girls Are Disturbing Him...
Who Doesn't Like SWEET Things?? 😂

You don't even need much to impress most girls again.
Just hold Shoprite nylon..😁

Nothing increases blood pressure like seeing her online and somebody you suspect to be after her is online too!...boom'they go offline at the same time',my brother don't just pretend you'l feel headache..🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂

If you want to woo a Nigerian lady on social media, don’t start with "hi" I repeat don't start with "hi" She won't reply you. Start with, "Do you use First bank?
😁😁😁😁😁

if a girl doesn't # inbox u bak
jst know dat she has viewed
ur # profile picx and said
No....Noo...Noòo This one no

Follow at all.

Some of you here wear sweaters to school even when you ain't cold
Just to cover your dirty uniform 🤣🤣🤣🤣