Putin reveals balls used in World Cup draw (Comedy Open Mic #18)
Even if the current OPEC/NOPEC oil production cut deal goes to pieces, Saudi Arabia and Russia will be willing to go it alone, the two largest oil producers in the agreement said on Thursday... The comments came after Khalid al-Falih and Alexander Novak met in Moscow, and were rubber stamped by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Russian President Vladimir Putin, who also met on Thursday... source
At the football.
And later we go collect our winnings on this 5-0 scoreline, yes?
So what are the chances of the worlds biggest oil producers, who also happen to be the two lowest ranked teams in the tournament, being drawn in the same group and opening the competition?
Pretty likely if Fifa are making the draw...
Banned former Fifa president Sepp Blatter raised concerns over a number of Uefa draws, alleging hot and cold balls had been used to cherry-pick teams. source
Enjoy the football everyone, they can't rig every game :)
I nominate @davemccoy and @glenalbrethsen to join the fun!
haha... funny Asher... lol
I don't think I can top that one, but will see if I can think of something funny!
I think you can Dave!
Check out the tag #comedyopenmic, lots of variation to themes :)
alright, I took you up on it... not as funny as yours, but had fun trying to be funny! :P
Like it!
@abh12345 you and @beeyou are great role models :D (just ask @lynncoyle1, she will verify I'm right)
LOL!
HOT BALLS? WHAT HOT BALLS? THESE HOT BALLS!
Ha ha!
:D
I was debating the need to actually add the text over Putin, I think his gesture explains it pretty well!
Putin's face is so controlled that sometimes gestures is all we have from him :-)
In this case it actually did say 'These hot balls'
Lol, hot balls? Really?
How do i reach you, discord or telegram?
Keep steeming,
@soorefunmi
Yes, seeing as you asked :P
Discord is best.
Haha.
He feels the burning.
😂
Always warm hands before handling balls.
Helps with feeling the cold ones.
Man with hands in pockets kills two birds with one stone 🎱🎱
haha :D
lol
hahaha good one Asher! The text and facial expressions are spot on in your "hot balls?" photo...so awesome :)
Fits pretty well doesn't it! 😀
Nice! A very ballsy entry indeed. Oligarchy circle jerks are fun. Good luck, but I think Dave may have your measure this time around :)
Cheers, yes I think he has - glad I sent the invite out his way 😀
hahaha, gross but I'm laughing :D
Mission accomplished!
Hahah lol!