An Update From Minnesota: COM 46

in #comedyopenmic5 years ago

After last week's ice layer followed by a double snowstorm, we begin this week with another 4 to 8 inches of snow predicted overnight.

So grease those shovels and stretch those stiffened backs. We frown upon cannibalism, so put a few cans of tuna away for yourself. Lift with your legs, not with your back, and watch out for heart attacks.

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The Dark Horse in Winter Slumber

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