Just Let the Dead be - COM 25 Entry 2

It's now 2018, a sentence you will here whenever someone is about to rant. Good news is that will only last less than 4 more months, bad news it will immediately be replaced with "It's now 2019. Anyway it's now 2018 and as we carry on in live there are few things that we need to learn, first the fact that it's now 2018 doesn't really represent what year we're in as it stands for the year Christ was born and considering that he given birth to it's automatically known that there was time before that, the earth is 4.543 billion years old, therefore we're at least in the year 4,543,000. Second Kim Kardashian is still making headlines and I'm sorry but there has to be something we could about, the only woman that beat Kim Kardashian to headlines was her ex step-father Caitlyn Jenner, there's a sentence that would baffle my father. Third the N word should either be available for everyone to use or no one should use it, I'm tired of white people going silent in my car whenever I play a Lil Wayne song. Fourth let the dead be already.

The fourth point is what I'm making this post about, the other three are there because I suck at introductions. My friend told me the other day that he's doing well because his parents who died 8 years ago are still looking out for him in heaven. Beautiful thought yes but come on, just let them be! I mean they're dead and despite how much of an asshole his father was I'd take my friend's word for it and assume they're in heaven. Shouldn't they just enjoy heaven? Why is it that whenever they're invited to a party in heaven they have to decline just to look out for your sorry ass? "Sorry, we really want to come to the party as we know how fun god can be when he's wasted but we Mark has an important meeting and we have to look out for him". Like you should just let them enjoy heaven with Robin Williams, Ghandi, and Hitler (There was an error and he got in).

A teenager in L.A died last month and his family decided to make his wake special by showing him doing the thing he loves, which is him sitting on a chair surrounded by snacks while playing the NBA as the Celtics on his playstation. Here's a photo for those who'd like to see it.

What is this, funeral at Bernie's? They're playing a video game of the Golden state warriors against the Boston Celtics on the television. I think it's safe to say that the Celtics are losing in the game so that's a game he's destined to lose which is perhaps why he seems quite unenthusiastic about the game, or maybe because you know.... he's dead and all. Points to the family as he posed doing what he loves. It's got to be weird walking into the funeral and seeing that, you'd ask yourself "Do I walk in and say hello? Do I ask him how the game is going? Do I take the controller and score so maybe his last game doesn't end up 234-0?" They have velvet ropes to block off people from the body

Probably because they don't want people to repose the body. Like people would go and put one of his hands on his crotch so he's doing TWO things that he liked doing, or maybe put a Celtics pom pom on his hands so he's rooting for the team. This just doesn't seem like a good idea, dead people should be just put in a box. Sounds kinda cruel I agree but come on! If this thing trends and becomes a thing we're heading toward bad times. I mean look people are already making a meme about him

Also can you see how bad this could end up being if it becomes something everybody does, just posing them doing what they love? Imagine for example if this was Bill Clinton posed doing what he loves at his funeral, are you going to make this a 18+ funeral as he'd be posed nude with women surrounding him. And either way it works out it's not pretty because you'll either would need an alive woman sucking him off and facing the impossible task of getting him hard or you'd have to wait for Monica Lewinsky to die as well and have a joint funeral with Hillary screaming at Bill. Imagine it being a Kevin Spacey funeral, are you just going to pose him nude in a kindergarten in the morning during a school day? Imagine if this was done to Hitler, with him standing there with a big oven right in front of him. Or Bill Cosby with 20 passed out women around him. Only upside of this would be during Logan Paul's funeral and having Japanese people making jokes about him.

I nominate @traf/@trafalgar hoping they'd do this to him when he died (After a LONG LONG time hopefully) with him standing surrounded by thousands of GIFs. I also nominate @jerrybanfield with him standing and taking money from people while @berniesanders landing a flag on him.