Abolish NO NUT NOVEMBER: Comedyopenmic37 second entry

Background

The month called November is already upon us and so is another fad. A whole month without nut is upon us but before you jump into conclusions, what is the nut?

The nut is many things, depending on your society, time of the day, age and social status. The nut has power and without further adue, I’ll get straight to it.

If you keep up with the fuckery that is “social media”, you’ll find that there’s a new fad for the month of November, strategically called “No Nut November”. It is still unconfirmed where this originated from but what can’t be denied is it’s deep-rooted sinister motive to deprive men of this wonderful gift of Nature called The Nut.

Definition

Like I said earlier, the Nut’s relevance/significance varies from place to place; in some cultures, it is basically a recreational tool while in others, it is a means of procreation. The general definition of te nut is “ejaculation” but if you think this article is solely about sperm then you’re completely wrong. This is about hope, a better future and some other shit you probably didn’t know about.

THE NUT IS NOT YOUR ENEMY

Life is crazy and there will always be idiots who think they know better than everyone else, those idiots are mostly found prowling around social media, looking for ways to make life more difficult for non idiots. The don’t know they’re idiots and are largely found talking “intellectually”. Depending on your beliefs, God, Allah, Buddha, Mother Nature or Coldplay gave men the ability to nut. The nut was not designed to destroy but to create; to create happiness, to put smiles on faces, so why take away such glorious happiness?

There is no life without the nut. From the nut we come into this world and from the nut, we create more life. How dare they take this away from us for a whole month? Who they really think they are?

The nut’s understated advantage is outlined in the life of every individual, irrespective of location, social status or age. As a matter of fact, health scientists that specialize in the nut constantly press on the importance of this integral part of living.
From a personal point of view, I’d never have made it through college without the nut and I’m aware there’s many with a similar testimony. The nut transcends sex as it can be self activated, either consciously or even while asleep (further highlighting the importance of the nut). It is safe to assume that most marriages and relationships will not even exist without the nut(or promise of it). Yet sadly, there’s individuals spreading this evil gospel of going through the entire November without it, why are humans so evil?

CONCLUSION:
The nut is a man’s god given right and no man has the right nor power to deprive others of this gift to life. With these points of mine, I hope I’ve been able to convince you that No Nut November be completely abolished and replaced with sausage fest November. At this point, I’d like to nominate @lukestokes and @buttcoins to make entries for this round