Do you really give a fuck?: Comedyopenmic 37 first Entry

The human mind is a complex machine, it has countless corners that may or may not have been explored. What we know for sure is that it has limits and predictable patterns that come with aging and irrespective of how we fight, they occur.
As much as we like to ignore the telling factors that come with age, there is no doubt that it has a lot of influence on our lives. For example; by the time most sugar induced men of my generation get to 40 years, their erections will be as regular as the power supply in Nigeria and will last as long as well, @idikuci’s erection. Anyways, a statistic was taken in a study that compares the average man’s level of “giving a fuckness” to his age and the result was quite the revelation.

The study was carried out on a random selection of men from different cultures Worldwide and the result showed a slight deviation from the expected.

Project: Deciphering an anser for "Do you really give a fuck?"

The project was undertaken as a result of the writers sudden lack of interest in virtually everything. The writer, at the time of composing this work for educational purpose is slowly getting sick of everything and is in fact absolutely sick of everone’s shit around him.

The graph above is a plot that depicts the expected trajectory for the average human. There are two distinct features that coincide at the same spot. The graph is self-explanatory but for clarity, this graph shows that somewhere in a human’s 20s, there’s a distinct drop in the amount of shit he/she gives a fuck about for life reasons. This often lasts for a while until it returns to default(Ideal) state. What we also learn is that somewhere in an indivudual’s 40s, the person begins to give a little too much fuck. At this point, the individual slowly learns that he/she is indeed growing old and ways to curb this groth, which include Viagra and other penis enhancing medication are consumed.
The final stage of life comes somewhere in an individual’s 60s. At this point, the human starts to worry about “the times” and constantly relates it to “back in the days”. The individual at this point will mostly be a grumpy old individual that his/her grandkids think senile because of how often you’re found talking to yourself(because you’re actually senile). Its age and it can’t be fought.

What this plot displays is a distinct drop in the amount of fucks given when an individual joins the steemit platform. It is still unconfirmed there’s an ongoing research that shows that the use of steemit actually increases life expectancy in humans due to the low level of fucks given. Individuals like @lucylin @trumpman @idikuci @berniesanders @carlgnash to mention but a few are expected to live well over 200 years due to their enormous influence on the platform. @ned is most likely going to become like Hagoromo(refer to Naruto series). It is still in theory anyways, what can’t be denied is the drastic reduction in the amount of fucks given the moment you get abreast with the ways of steemit.

Conclusion:
It is therefore safe to assume that the natural trend shows that as man grows older, the amount of fucks given tend to reduce proportionately but also that joining steemit suddenly keeps you away from unneccesary bullshit like Instagram and Twitter, thereby leading to healthy and happier life.

I would like to Nominate @markangeltrueman and @llfarms for this round of Comedyopenmic