Prominent Dicks: A case study of Asia: COM 31 first Entry

To avoid any misconception about this study, I will like to disambiguate certain words that will be frequently used during the course of this write up.
First and foremost is the word "Dick". In this study, a dick doesn't represent the colloquially accepted definition of being an appendage attached to a man that makes all his decisions for him; a dick here represents an extremely unpleasant individual usually with a small penis, other synonyms are annoying person and the devil. A closely related term is "asshole"; this is why it is not humanly possible to coexist with a dick and an asshole in the same building.

Second word to disambiguate is "Pussy". Colloquially used to describe the "cockpit" and final resting place for every man's sanity and reason found strategically embedded in the body of women folks, in this short study, it will represent the individuals in history to be put under the thrustingtyrannical effect of dicks in Asian territory.

Asia as a whole is a continent filled with very active penises. The continent currently harbours roughly 70% of the entire population of the world with China the prime impregnators. It is rather ironic isn't it then that Japan in 1931 with harbouring a population of just over 20% of the Chinese population invaded and subdued them for some years. I'm not going to delve too deep into the issue as some may be sensitive pussies but essential, Japanese troops stormed China, kicked ass for a while but eventually got beat after a concerted effort by the Chinese.
Inference: The Japanese were dicks and they went hard on those Chinese pussies. It just goes to show that irrespective what the number of pussies may be, a dedicated dick can handle them all.

Take a quick search into Asian history and it would be difficult to find a man with more balls than this great man above. His bloody campaigns led to the massacre of millions across Eurasia and the North East. He successfully united various empires into one unit called Mongolia and was feared all over the fucking land because he was cut throat. He was Ghengis Khan and was never fucked with. He was the proclaimed king of kings and decimated every single pussy found in the land back then.
Inference: A powerful dick can unite pussies but only after decimating them one after the other. He's a god after all, The one dick to find them all and in the wetness(pussy tears), bind them with his divine powers.

In the modern day, Asian dicks have dropped from their lofty old blood lusting ways. Ghengis Khan's descendants turned out to be pussy ass Chinese and South Koreans. The only individual still carrying the genes of his forefather and the only prominent Asian dick in existence is Mr. Kim. It is often said in close corners that Mr. Kim compensates with his rockets and nuclear stockpiles but I beg to differ. I think this man is a dick in situ, he's sick and tired of the pussy ass ways his people have decided to move towards and decided to be the true dick that he was meant to be. The United states of America, though not an Asian territory is presumed to be the main cause of the level of dicklessness that's currently in Asia. "It is almost as if America is constantly trying to castrate and dick within the continent" said an unnamed Asian reporter: every single dick uprising has been cut short.
Inference: America are the ultimate dicks so they drop bombs and turn any dick uprising into pussies. America are the equivalent to hearing your mum's voice right before you bust that nut while jerking off. America is the dick and the entire world is their pussy.

This is a healthy entry for comedyopenmic competition hosted by a bunch of nuts spearheaded by @idikuci. To joint the contest please follow the simple rules.

1. Use comedyopenmic, round number and entry number(twice a week) in your post title.
2. Use the tag "comedyopenmic"
3. Nominate two others to make entries.

I nominate @traf and @detlev to make entries and it's still sort of my birthday, depending on what timezone you operate with so happy birthday to me.