The Killing Joke 2: A Thousand Presidents: Comedyopenmic 39
Here's Part One of the adventure.
The world we know now is a distant memory when compared to the tumultuous future that beset the surviving. Half of the Population was killed in the Hundred year battle that brought the end and eventually annihilation of the entire North Korea; the world was in shock and panicked for a cumulative total of 10minutes until the realisation of that fact that Samsung and all the relevant shit is actually from South Korea. The world was split into two factions and after the assassination of Trump 2450, a new world was created under the leadership of Puttin 1289, the Russians were winning this way and their sinister agenda was to turn the whole world into a large, cold, boring wasteland that doesn't support or happiness. They literally wanted to turn the World into Russia
The Russians took control of the free world and moved to destroy every form of laughter, the world was fully communists and "jokes" were outlawed. Laughter wasn't allowed and babies were shielded away from funny faces and all that gay shit. Every loving comedian was arraigned and had his nuts chopped off and though steemit exists, it was void of jokes. @nedshair morphed into a separate being after numerous years of being doused with "hair products" which were actually nuclear materials found only in Cambodia.
The Future of prostitution
During this period. Comedy clubs existed in the underground and while prostitution may have been booming, Nigeria was no longer a joke because prostitution was a serious matter. The Russians took over their previous underlings and spread all over Europe; Italy and France were left out because they're pussies while the UK were totally overlooked because their women smell bad.
In the far east and locked up in a cryogenic chamber, the Amir4000 was stored, in possession of a rare item that would turn the tides on the lame Russians....to be continued
I nominate @amirtheawesome1 and @diebitch to make funnies.
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Dear goodness, let's never let this come to be.
Its an inevitable future.
I will rule the world with my nuclear powers.
The future is in safe hands or hairs