The Rake Looked For His Most Cherished Asset-- His Golden Balls. [COM Round #21- First entry]

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

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Oh, My Balls...

At the accident scene, everyone, including fams, friends, and passers-by surrounded Darlington, who was lying on the bare road, as one who needed to be resuscitated.

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Only for Darlington, a couple of minutes later, to rise up staggeringly, even as he committed what someone called the "Holy Shit". Yes, "Holy Shit"!


Darlington, an handsome young guy, loved women more than he loved his soul, let alone crytocurrency-- he would care less if the value of STEEM keeps dropping till eternity, as far as his balls in between his legs are still in good shape. He was a perfect Rake.

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Darlington's balls dangling in the air


The previous night before the apparently minor accident he had with his bicycle, during his exercise session; he had a nightmare that almost made his heart leap out of his not-too-broad chest.

In his dream, he saw himself urinating, but then, realised that his balls were missing. (OMG!) Then, he woke up.

The "Holy Shit" Darlington committed

Immediately after Darlington stood up like a Drunken Master, his nightmare relay itself in his mind, which made him rolled his pants down (in front of the crowd, right at the accident spot), to check if his damn balls are still healthy, and if really they're still in their place-- his scrotums.

Enjoy your laughter.
I nominate @giftedwords and @femiandrew to participate.

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Luckilly, with the money he made from Bonds, he was able to buy 2 more.
Peace.

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