Literal songs - Comedy Open Mic Round 30

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

What if you visualize some song lyrics literally?

Is this medically possible?

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Stop! my heart is going away

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Somebody call the fire brigade and hot firefighters!
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Mathematically speaking we can be both
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