Yesterday, i went to the football field in order to watch a Champions league game between my team AEK versus AJAX. Although i am not a big fan of football for many reasons AEK is the team i supported throughout my life, i like the history behind the team and when i have the chance and the games are serious i may go and watch them live. 

I should also mention in order to give you the full picture that AEK due to many problems went 2 leagues down and managed to get back in premier league and take the first place and trophy the previous year. It also had around 20 years to get into UEFA Champions League so all the fans were more than happy and in every match the field was packed. I will tell you the story a bit comically but i will highlight some serious issues that not only hurt football but are a sign to why the world is fucked up and will keep on the same route.

The Call

It was late in the morning while my phone rang but i didn't pay a lot of attention and slept again. I had 2 more calls when i decided to finally check who it was. Apparently, it was one of my uncles and told me if i wanted to go with him during the afternoon to watch the game. I asked him why my other uncle can't come and see said, cause he is working till late. 

To give you the full picture 2 of my uncles are "heavy supporters" of the team and have bought season tickets, one each. Till now they haven't missed a game but as i mentioned that day one of them couldn't come (and he is way more of a "fan" that me or my other uncle). I said ok fuck it let's go cause i had 3-4 years to attend in a match and i had never went in a Champions League much before. My uncle said that we gonna leave from our homes 2 hours before the match starts (wtf 2 hours? i thought, we are just half way there!)

Outside The Court

As i said it only took half an hour to get there. We reached the stadium at 6:25 and the match would start at 8. I asked him "wtf are we gonna do 1 and a half hour outside in the cold?". He smiled with attitude and told me "hehe what we always do, there is a plan, follow me". I followed him and we walked for around 10 minutes and there you have it, a huge ass Mall!

The "plan" that my uncles follow everytime is to get on the Mall, check the stores, walk a bit and then sit in a cafeteria drink their coffees or whatever else and around half and hour before the match starts they go to validate the tickets. That's exactly what we did, so free coffee for me in a warm place :P

Not Bad ha? The fun had just began!

Inside the Court

When it was about to go and validate our tickets i asked him what exactly i do cause we are talking about a more serious game, the team had some financial loses and restriction due to fan's fighting and i also had 3-4 years to attend to a match so i didn't know what changed. He told me we just go through that iron door show the ticket they scan it and that's it.

So i went showed, the ticket, the person there scanned it and that's it. Then i wondered: "Wtf i wrong here?" "I just had the ticket of another person, with another name written on it and they didn't even bothered to ask for ID and stuff" 

I could have easily stole that or "forced" someone to give it to me and inside the game i could even harm someone and if let's say the authorities wanted to find the guilty by the sit number and then by the name of the ticket they could have the wrong guy. What measures are those?

Also, the funniest and saddest thing was that there was no police check. When you passed that iron door you were good to go. I could have knives, guns, poison, grenades even poisonous/venomous animals with me :P and nobody would noticed. 

The Game Starts

The spots were great but as soon as we got there i noticed 2 fatasses sitting right in front of me having that fucking vape machines and each time they used it all the fucking smoke came at my face. It smelled nice but it was like someone throws a smock screen directly at me. Then i noticed something funnier. They had bought 3 tickets in order to fit in :P They had a fucking empty chair between them and each of them had around 1.5 chairs for themselves :P At least that was a sign of politeness in order not to annoying the people sitting next to them.

When the game started i remembered all the reasons as to why i don't go to the court! One person right next to me starts screaming:

"I LOVE YOU AEK I LOVE YOU, GOO TEAM"

1 minute later

"Go Guys Go Player A You Are The Best, Fuck Them, FUCK THEM"

and when that player lost the ball

"WTF YOU RETARD! Kick him Out Of The Team, FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID KID"

Now multiple this x 10000

The next thing i always hear are the "experts". Those are the fuckers that yell to player as to what they should do and move and act like coaches even though they have no idea what they are talking about. When the players does something different they start the "FUCK YOUR MOM" insults cause the player is supposed to listen to George's guidance as well as the rest of different screams from the thousands all around the court. THEY DON'T FUCKING LISTEN YOU GUYS, DEAL WITH IT!

The final Outcome

A little before we do a stupid move and lose, where the Ajax fans located, there were around 100 fans of another Greek Rival Team. Those dumbasses along with some of the Ajax fans started throwing Molotov towards the field and some of the AEK's fans. Soon enough the police got there and hit some of them and around the second half 4-5 retards of the hardcore AEK's fans did the same to them. 

In other word we have a packed stadium with way too many fathers with children and a handful of retards starting to throw things at each other just because. If we see it from another perspective though, we can say that this was a theatrical representation of how neanderthals gave fights back then!

When Ajax scored again around 75th-80th minute, my sentimental uncle told me "ok now we leave". "But we still have 10-15 minutes left, let's watch it" i said. "No No get your things, we are leaving, there is no hope, we lost with FUCKERS THAT CALL THEMSELVES FOOTBALL PLAYERS. FUCK THEM AND FUCK THE MANAGEMENT, THEY SHOULD KICK THEM OUT OF THE TEAM, FUCKING SHITS.

At  the very least i watched a football game like that for free and drank coffee for free as well, so i won!

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