Reality Shows All Over Me! (Part 2 Comedy Open Mic 37)

This post is a mini series about the reality shows that actually play every week in my TV and thus my Country. The concept is to present them in a more funny similar to a parody. In the previous post i talked about the Survival Shows, something you can easily read by clicking here. Today i am gonna present the.....wait for it........wait a bit more........

Cooking Reality Shows

MasterChef 

This show is all about cooking! In order to get in, you just have to make dish either this is a gourmet one or just what your grandma made you when you were a kid. All it maters is the taste,the execution and the love! (not so much the complexity) 

If you pass to the next stage, you are entering a whole new world that all that matters is being on a reality show......i meant cooking. You may enter with a simple but great dish but for the next round you have to cut a potato in 10 different ways because it's a thing only MasterChefs can do?

If you dive in further into competition get ready for the true essence of cooking. Take the Chefs, throw them in a forest with 1 pot, a pan, let them find water, lift a fire and even find cooking ingredients that nature provides them. Because as you know being a top Chef in 2018 means you can cook in a forest with nothing, like we did 10.000 years ago. 

If i could suggest something, when Masterchef 2 comes out give them knives and bows and let them hunt their food. It can be like hunger games but with a more catchy name, Chef Games! 

MasterChef Junior 

Because MasterChef was a huge success the big minds behind it thought..... what else can we do to earn more money? "Throw in some children". Thus the idea was born and we have the exact same concept but with children. 

First of all, i don't know how the fuck these kids can cook so well when they are 8-9 years old. I remember myself in that age be happy making a toast or filling a glass with orange juice without spilling anything out. Except the fact that this show helps you understand what it is to be a parent or what awaits you, as the children cry all the time it is funny as hell though. You can clearly see how the parents raise them and what are the do or don'ts. Let me share a story and dialog below about a team cooking challenge i just happen to watch in this show.

Each team had 10 members, a leader and a second in command. It is clear to everyone that the leader chooses what the rest will do and if anyone has any problem they can simply ask either him or his second in command. Pretty clear right?

So we have this girl who is 9 years old and that she must slice a pumping, that's her only job. She agrees to it and the challenge starts. Everyone is doing their job but guess who doesn't?  5 minutes later the girl simply take some cucumbers and slices them saying that "i'll do what i want, they don't give me a job". 

5 minutes later....

The other kids actually needed the cucumbers in order to add them in a dish they were making but they realize someone else already "stole" them and basically ruined their dish. When the leader asks who took them, nobody speaks.

The little girl later on says in camera "when he asked i said i took them but i said it with my inner voice :P" When their team loses because of that and the leader discovers whose fault was that, she replies with the "i do what i want". The judges ask the leader what went wrong and when he says and the others agree that the girl basically ruined their recipe, they simply reply by "you are the leader it's your fault" hahahaha

To me this is extremely funny but we are talking about little kids. Imagine how the leader kid felt and what impact this will make in his life. The life lesson he learned is that he will always be at fault!

Bake Off  

Because cooking become a bit mainstream the bright minds thought of something different yet again. Why don't we make a show dedicated to making pies and sweets and in general anything regarding baking. All i have to say about this show is that i simply don't watch it. I tried watching it 2 times and both of them i went and bought or made some sweets too :P

They must make a youtube challenge, let people watching it and next to them have sweets and chocolates. For each time they take a bite they have to pay 1$, if they manage to get through the whole episode without eating a sweet they earn 5$!

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