Supervolcano Found Brewing Under Three New England States

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Supervolcano Found Brewing Under Three New England States: Geologists say they were surprised to find that a new supervolcano is brewing under Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire and that the huge mass of molten rock is slowly creeping upwards beneath the nation’s northeastern states. Trump officials say they’re not at all surprised, given all three of these are all blue states and blue states have always resisted passing tough volcano legislation.
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LaCroix CEO Sued For Groping 2 Male Pilots: Nick Caporella, the billionaire CEO of the company that owns LaCroix sparkling water, has been sued by two male pilots for unwanted touching on dozens of occasions. In response to the suit, a LaCroix spokesperson defended Caporella, pointing out that - if pilots don’t wish to be groped, why the hell take a job in a “cockpit?” Its almost like asking for trouble.
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Vampire Skeletons Unearthed By Archeologists in Bulgaria: Archeologists in Bulgaria say they have unearthed skeletal remains of two medieval persons with iron rods through their chests—a practice used to keep people from turning into vampires. Meanwhile, local Bulgarians complain archeologists are always seem to be digging up trouble.
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We are still in round 20. Don't forget to nominate a couple people.

I like your jokes. Thank you.

I thought I nominated people. Is that the same as liking their post?

Not the same. Here is my last entry. At the end, you can see how I do it.

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@acolucky/let-s-get-serious-comedy-open-mic-20

If you have any other questions about the contest or Steemit in general, I will try to answer. It is difficult getting started. But your material is good and should catch on here given enough time and interaction.

I read your post my friend and it was honestly great. That said, this is getting a bit more complicated than I suspected. I saw your nomination of people at the end of your posts, but you still have to find them. On top of that, you have to figure out what number the contest is and then have to remember how many times you've entered. I don't wanna break any rules and enter too many times as I usually write something every day. I really am not trying to make money or win contests, just hope people like to read my posts. Think I'll just go back to posting in the regular areas. Thanks again to all of you who were supportive and tried to explain the rules.

No worries. I am following you.

Thanks my friend and thanks for all your kindness. Everyone here has been very nice.

please fix your title to week 20 and put 2 nominations at the end so that it is a valid entry. Just pick any 2 people like @ned and @jesus. You do not have to know them.

Hi - I will fix it right away, but am withdrawing from posting here. Sorry for upsetting people, but I assure you it was done in ignorance and not deliberate​.

no no no. DOn't do anything like that. You do great work. We are just required to have a correctly labeled title and 2 nominations. Don't leave because of that. We really want you to be part of the COM community. It is just that we can not score a post if the rules are not followed. Please don't let your talent go unnoticed because of that. You are doing great.

Im digging this!. but you didnt follow our rules, so easily undertaken.

Lmao this was good dude.
I'll simplify the rules? I want you to come back again yo. Can't leave such an awesome talent now can we, call me selfish. :P

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