new technology [Comedy Open Mic Week 12]

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

With the new technology applied to fertility, a 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby.
When she left the hospital and went to her house, her family arrived to visit her.

  • Can we see the baby? Asked one of them.
    Not yet, said the brand new 65-year-old mother, shortly.
    Half an hour passed and another of the family asked, "Can we already meet the new baby?
  • Still noooooo, said the mother.
    It happened another time, and they asked again, impatient, but hey, when are we going to see the baby?
  • When I cry, the mother replied.
  • When do I cry? They exclaimed. Why do we have to wait until I cry?
  • BECAUSE I DO NOT REMEMBER WHERE I PUT IT.

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