Be ready! Comedy Open Mic. Round 33. Part 1

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

When I decided to give a compliment to a passing lady on the street, I was in for a surprise

https://www.yaplakal.com/forum2/st/50/topic1421333.html

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You gotta compliment and run and only compliment ladies with husbands who look like they can't run.

careful there. he looks lonely

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