A place where a few earn something from nothing but most of the people get nothing for something. (COM Round # 30 Bilingual post)
Ah! ¡COME ON! Stop complaining! | Ah! ¡Vamos! Deja de quejarte!
Simply purchase a good cock like this below with your Steem/SBDs and with his cheerful singing, get up always in a good mood every fucking morning.
Simplemente cómprate un buen gallo como éste de abajo con tu Steem/SBDs y con su alegre canto, levántate siempre de buen humor cada puta mañana.
Oh! and for pure evil solid fun, let's nominate to @yallapapi & @theresa.may to this 30th edition of the COM contest. A couple of chaps that I find very funny in steemit, but who I bet they care a rat ass about these kind of contests. };)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Much I know this remark above is a truth bigger than a Cathedral. So, thank you for the warning. :o)
oh yes, i love a good cocky morning
Elementary my esteemed @buttcoins. Always start a good cocky morning with a loud, hilarious and relaxing laugh. :)
and after that laugh an uncontrollable fart. breakfast of champions right there!
Yeah! and after that everyone can fully relaaaax!!
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Haha ¡Wadda wreck of a comment! :p LoL
I need to get that rooster at my house. I have some neighbours that are pissing me off.
Well @profanereviews, I rent mine dirt-cheap for barely a few Steems/SBDs the hour.
¿Are you interested to rent my cock? };)
Well, do you think it would survive the shipping to Canada?
Of course mate! I already have him very well trained for all kinds of travels & weather.
Oh! and by the way...
¿Would you be willing to make me a good offer if I tell you that my cock eat and only feed himself with red squirrels and mercilessly hunt for them all day long? }:)