¡Diprosopus! Cryptocurrency Trends & Conjoined Twins - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 1
«-Two Distinct Brains-»
After all this crazy dichotomy observed these last days where the cryptocurrency & altcoins market has continued to fall over the past 24 hours seeing a decline of more than $40 billion since May 11. And jointly with this, curiously also an evident decline of upvotes, resteems and generous interaction within our steemit community. ¡I wonder!
¿Maybe this is a syndrome?
"OF"
«Two separate minds in the same 'box'»
"As one of them can fall asleep while the other is awake, leaving one half of the body inert while the other is active"
(Click the image for more information)
¿What the heck is going on?
At least I hope that this all of a sudden malarkey do not end up on litigation like this inseparable set of 54-year-old conjoined twins from Michigan below. Who now are facing each other in court, as one of the siblings is contesting his brother’s right to engage in sexual acts without his consent.
Oh boy! ¡Holy cow!
Thank goodness that in the cases of Conjoined Twins they are almost always of the same gender/sex. Because...
Could you imagine, ¿How the cryptocurrency marketplace and the interaction engagement here in steemit would be today if most of these investors had «-Two Distinct Brains-», «Two separate minds in the same 'box'» and "Dissimilar Wired Genitalia" too? ¡shrug!
Brrr... ¡Feel The Shivers!
And yeah! On this occasion I will insist nominating again to @tarazkp and @denmarkguy to enter into the 13th round of this popular challenge/contest. Because this time, I'm not going to let them get away unharmed from this cordial call. }:)
«««-$-»»»
"Follows, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"
I am sorry, with the falling price of crypto, the whale fingers become heavy to slap the upvote button.
Ha ha
Hahaha yeah my smiling Judge @armiaaceh. The stumbling and falling prices of crypto are always a sure & steady 'thang' to witness in every step.
But today and now, go and kiss your Mom. As of this moment the prices of crypto are going back up. :)
Thank you for your upvote and your very welcome comment.
Cheers!! :)
Yes, you are welcome. And sorry the upvote has not been priced because my SP is still as weak as a baby fart, without sound and no smell.
Thank for you upvote my comment.
Por 500 bolos I do not write anything hahahaha very good post.
Thank you very much my paisano @disguarpe. I'm pretty surprised that for a valenciano jodedor, that has been impressing all the guaros with his jokes all over the city of the twilights. And now back in his native land working with such intelligent and friendly quadrupeds. That you don't have anything to write here to impress me too. LoL
I'm glad you liked this post mate and that this one has managed to snatch you at least a wide smile. };)
Saludos y gracias por tu voto y muy bienvenido comentario!!
hahaha excelente post! :D
Dunno
Didn't find it that funny
Sorry
Well my friend @iamthegray. I have to tell you this seriously. To find the fun in life and catch the true funny things, certainly you'll have to read/watch/explore way more deeply and have enough patience to do it until the very end. };)
Thanks for drop by with your honest comment mate. :)
Smiles
You're welcome
I get the joke. It just felt somewhat you know, showing the pictures and all. The first one really threw me off
That aside, it's all good.
Blessings
Yeah bro! You are still too young. I can understand that. My jokes usually demand to dig deeper and without fear of what you eventually could find by clicking on the, at first sight, twisted and scary images & links.
That's my hobby and joy take my visitors and readers to the limits. In order they can discover by themselves new satisfactions and happy results through new and unsuspected acquired knowledge.
And my second advice for you: ¡Never judge a book only by the cover! }:)
Cheers!!
Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by Por500Bolos from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, someguy123, neoxian, followbtcnews, and netuoso. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows. Please find us at the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.
If you would like to delegate to the Minnow Support Project you can do so by clicking on the following links: 50SP, 100SP, 250SP, 500SP, 1000SP, 5000SP.
Be sure to leave at least 50SP undelegated on your account.