!The Pantyhose Riddle! (Comedy Open Mic Round # 26)
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Thirteen months ago I launched one of my first contests on steemit. This was one of the simplest contests to participate in and also one of the easiest to win the juicy first prize.
¿You only had to guess and give the correct answer to a riddle!
¿How would you know at single sight and in an absolute & very infallible way when a girl is wearing pantyhose?
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Since at that time nobody guessed the correct answer and therefore nobody won the prize. (Probably because of the low number of contestants) The prize was deserted. So, I also reserved the right to not to reveal the correct answer. In case I wanted to launch the same contest with the same riddle later again. };)
If you are curious to know about who participated in that previous contest and also know the answers they gave, just click on the image above to know it.
Therefore, and with the sole intention of making you all laugh today through this twenty-sixth edition of the ComedyOpenMic contest in a freaken friday's night. Today I've decided that I will not reserve the correct answer of that infamous riddle for an upcoming contest anymore. But on the contrary, I will give you the right answer here and now if you are brave enough to read this post until the end. :p
So............
¿How would you know at single sight and in an absolute & very infallible way when a girl is wearing pantyhose?
¿Any clue or idea?
¿No, nothing, niet, nil?
¿Zero, zip, zilch, naught, none the faintest idea?
Ah! Come On folks. ¡Try harder!
¡Alright! Ok, ok, Oookay. I will give you now the correct answer.
You'll know...
in an absolute & very infallible way...
when a girl is wearing pantyhose...
¡Because when she farts, she always lose a shoe too!
My nominees for this round 26 of this contest will be a couple of my most recent followers who aren't bots. Apparently understand and speak english well and by simple coincidence, they are also my fellows countrymen: @mariandreapf & @hevictor. ¡Enjoy!
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A very nice joke my friend.
This post deserves it:
the fart blew right out her foot!
...almost!! };D
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Well I got that ass backwards - I figured the skirt would flip up ;)
¿Backward assess? Well, I suppose that'll depend on what side of the mirror are you standing. LoL
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