Steemit Pick-up Lines That Will Definetly Get You Laid ( Comedy openmic week 37 )

raoufwilly (53)in #comedyopenmic • 5 years ago (edited)

Hello fellow steemians!

During our period here on Steemit we all saw someone we really thought was hawt! But we didn't have the balls to chat with them. Everyone can relate to this, don't matter if you're a man or a woman. But worry not petit croissant for today I bring you some of the best Steemit pick lines!

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The List :

1- Girl are you a post ? Cuz I wanna upvote you.

2-Girl are you @themarkymark ? Cuz I'd love to flag you.

3- Girl all I wanna do is hold you until we moon.

4-Hey girl want me to allocate some resource credits to your account ? Cuz I will.

5- Hey girl wanna see my steemonster ?

6- Girl I'm like Bitcoin, my deposits take all night long.

7- Girl are you a post ? Cuz I wanna resteem you to my community.

8- Girl are you Ned? Cuz I wanna strap on to you.

9- Girl I wish you were on steemit, so we could hardfork all night long.

This list will definitely get you laid, or get you a date so go out there and do your thing!

Also if you have any cool pickup lines even if they aren't steemit related share them with me, it might help me in my future adventures who knows...

I nominate @benanis & @lordbutterfly

Until then, thank you for reading you beautiful creatures 🌺

#funny #humour #laugh #laughter

5 years ago in #comedyopenmic by raoufwilly (53)

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