Hard Forked : A love Triangle ( COM RD 33 )

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

A love Story Turned Sour !

HF19 and Steemit meet at a very young age. HF19 wasn't Steemit's first love but he may of been her best. They had many good times together and shared the love with their children spreading post rewards to the authors and curators alike. They were such a strong couple with plenty of Voting Power and Bandwidth to go around. Then came the new kid on the block. The ol so cool HF20.

HF19 could see Steemit's eyes wondering when-ever HF20 passed by. There was even a brief moment when Steemit went missing for a few hours in mid September and HF19 suspected Steemit had run off with HF20. HF19 didn't know it at the time but that is exactly what Steemit did. Luckily for HF19 he still had some friends on his side and they talked Steemit into returning to HF19 and their love for each other was rekindled.



HF19 and Steemit's new rekindled love didn't last long as Steemit's eyes started to wonder again. HF20 just looked so cool. He had all the MANA a girl could ask for and just look at that RC ..... How could HF19 compete with that.


It was only a mere week or two before Steemit left HF19 again and this time for good. HF20 was a jealous boyfriend and made Steemit throw away all of HF19 things that was left behind from their relationship. Voting Power ... trashed .... use my Mana said HF20. ..... Bandwidth ... who needs that .... Use my Resource Credits said HF20. We give too much to our children, HF20 Said, " From now on we take some rewards back during the first 15 minutes of post creation ".




Soon Steemit was unrecognizable as its children began fighting among themselves. WE WANT HF19 Back ..... Stop taking our rewards ... We Can't Post ....... WTF is MANA .... this went on for days until things begin to settle down and acceptance was attained. Feelings were hurt and enemies made but for better or worse HF20 is here to stay .... at least until Steemit's eyes start wondering again.


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Disclaimer
: It's rumored that Steemit regrets her decision and if you listen closely you can hear her whales late at night muttering for HF19 to return.


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LOL

Check out this video, it's a good summary of hf20:
https://www.captiongenerator.com/1113072/HF20-Failure

That video is hilarious.

LOL.
Poor Steemit.. she seems so confused..

Thank you for your participation, this post has been upvoted by @minnowsupporter. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Hi Rentmoney
Great post!
Impressive visuals too!
Upvote and Resteem coming your way, as soon as HF20 recharges my Mana 😂

Just kidding I upvotes you already!

Hahahaah .. Thanks :)

Just remember: manna falls out of the heaven!!!

That's funny brother. And now i know what those sounds I've been hearing late at night are. 😁 i wish you the best of luck winning. You have my vote!

Thanks for your vote of support.

Steemit is a noisy one .. .

Oh god no. Not hard fork 21. My anus is still healing from the screwing the last hard fork gave us. I did drop you some lovin with my new curation trail though so enjoy that. :)

Awesome .. thanks for the trail vote. I am still in recovery myself. I am not even sure if I will be able to post this comment. If so ... it will likely be my last my RC will allow until it replenishes.

Sounds like HF19 gave her good D.

Yes HF19 gave Steemit many good days . . . .

Very creative but I have some bad news.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/27/europe/distracted-boyfriend-meme-sexist-intl/index.html
You are under arrest by the PC police.

They would need a large holding cell to hold everyone who has used that meme.

Hi
This is an awesome post.
My hat is off to you.
Good work.

Thank You !

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