Comedy Open Mic - Round 44 | Magic Fingers
Grab me from the bottom. Oh yeah. Just like that. Let your hand roam free, feel every inch of me. Touch me gently. Hold me. It's okay to grab my handle. I like a little force. Make me feel how manly you are.
Go let your fingers play in my opening. Do you feel the moist? Oh, I feel so dirty, I want you to rub me clean! Let that finger slide in. Don't be shy, feel my insides. Oh yeah let that other finger in. It's alright. I can take all three. Yeah just rub it in. Don't be afraid to put some force into it. I like some brute force from my man!
Go deeper. And deeper! And deeper. Yeah! Almost there! Just a little bit more! Oh yeah! Oh you are so hot!
Now wash me up real nice and make sure there's no soap residue left. You wouldn't want your coffee tasting like dishwashing liquid, would you?
Nothing can be hotter than a man who knows how to wash dishes. Wouldn't y'all agree?
This is my official entry to Comedy Openmic round 44. If you'd like to join, please check out the rules.
I have to nominate two steemians so I nominate @neumannsalva and @apinchofhome (sorry, got to drag you both into this. Need to nominate so my entry becomes valid.) You both have made me laugh in your posts so I know you'll do great. 😙
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This made me grimace and then cackle.. thank you for that! 😜❤️
LOL! I almost decided not to post this entry actually. Glad I still made you laugh.
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