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LETTER OF INVITATION

NED SCOTT

I write this letter to personally invite you (NED, CEO OF STEEMIT) over to Nigeria on your way back from Korea. I happen to discover ways of moving steemit to a higher level and am inviting you to come see me. Each time i think of leaving steemit, i remember that steemit wont survive without my ideas so i stay back.

Reasons to Accept My Invation

I know you think am a just a thirsty boy that wants publicity by all means, well you are partially correct but that doesn't change the fact that the contribution i want to make on steemit is very useful.

1 The gate of steemit is too open to everybody, both the healthy and mentally sick ones, bots fighting each other, all struggling for power like brainless aliens.
We need to change the registration process of steamit, first to join steemit you need to pass some IQ tests to prove that you have brain, then provide a medical report to show that you're mentally stable and the your residential address, just incase you wake up oneday and start exhibiting any trait of madness on steemit. Like begging for upvotes, dropping phishing links here and there. We can call the nearest psychiatric hospital to your residence and they will come for you.

2 The new steemit upgrade will be fortified with Nigerian Juju.
If you're warned by @berniesanders for spamming, You'll from nowhere receive a thunderous slap that will disconnect one of your ears.
If he should MUTE you, you will remain deaf and dumb for the rest of your life until he unmutes you.
If he should finally flag you, everything about you, your account, your bitcoin wallet and every other thing about you that is on blockchain will automatically delete.
Is it possible to delete something from blockchain? Welcome to Nigeria, a country where snake swallowed N36 from an office, Everything is possible here.
Don't worry, steemit wont be held responsible for any spiritual attack on a member. We will add these rules to the TERMS and CONDITION. The trap will still catch all of them because nobody reads that shit before clicking Accept.

3 On your way back home, we will give you a permanent relaxer as a complementary gift. If you apply it once, your hair will remain relaxed forever. You no longer have to waste your annual budgets on buying relaxers.
I believe you're a very busy man so i will try to keep this letter as short as possible. We will discuss other reasons when you arrive.

Yours Invitaionly
@sparrowbernard
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If you are reading this post now and you are in support of this new developments, you can support the movement by voting me for witness (I don't really know what they do but the name witness sounds cool and i want to belong). You can also delegate some steempower to me, am not begging you tho. I promise to make good use of it unlike that guy called @curie that is very stingy with his upvotes when the steem powers are delegated not even his own. I know you are passing through a little financial difficulties at the moment, Don't worry bro, I wont forget to curie curie.


I nominate
@simplymike and @dynamicrypto to join the contest.