Quick Room Service Joke - ComedyOpenMic Week 37 - Round One Warm Up
As I lay down for a glorious nap in Kraków, I'm legitimately forced to wonder about the greater than 5% chance that @idikuci and/or @dj123 have infiltrated my hotel's cleaning crew... and will be ignoring my Do Not Disturb sign at any time now to try to live out their "maid room service" fantasy.
The traps are set. I'll be ready.
What better time to nominate @idikuci and @dj123 to offer their warmest regards in reply...
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Someone's gotta keep teh place clean
I'm sure DJ and I can handle it. Just hide your dildos please. You know I can't resist the smell of a freshly used one..
Nice wrist watch!
Thanks. It was a "gift" from a client.
The long and short of it is that your big 95% upvote was poetically brilliant.
OMG! 😂😂
Could you guys come clean my house afterwards?
Sure.
I bags the downstairs
You just got your picture. Pace yourself.
I am... This is before the tequila.
This is my kind of cleaning crew
Awwwwe...what a cute couple
you will pay for this disgrace! :D :D :D
Lol, just lol :-)
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