G+ Breached? - ComedyOpenMic Round 33 - 1st Entry

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago
Today I heard a news about Google Plus (G+) is shutting down after failing to disclose user data breach. Do you think that news made me scary? Seriously no, that news made me hilarious. Because, it's a useless attempt. If I am not mistaken no one is using Google Plus (G+) seriously. I think G+ is a failed project of Google.Inc.
Anyway, there are some good news which contains with it. We are at STEEMIT.COM which built top of the STEEM blockchain. Until we reveal our Master Keys, no one is hear to breach our accounts security. No one is granting permissions to breach our account details like happened in Google Plus (G+) or FaceBook. We are the people who could grand permissions to other DAPPs. Therefore, we must be very careful while revealing such keys to the public.
At the end I feel sorry about the people who tried to breach G+ user data. For me it's an Useless Attempt.

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This is my 1st submission for #comedyopenmicround 33.
I am nominating @justsayings and @hansenatortravel for this #comedyopenmic round 33.
Here is the link to the competition round 33
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lol. wow what a waste of time. I forgot G+ was even a thing.

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