What’s In The Box?!?
I’ll do a proper write up on this shortly, but I’m too damn excited to wait so I’m going to do a bit of a tease here...
Yesterday I received a box via UPS. Now the scary part is it was like a fucking monsoon out there with insane winds and rain coming from every direction. I only work about 4 minutes from my house so I left a note for the delivery driver to please let me know when the package arrived. He did not do that. Instead he just decided to leave it on my doorstep for any package thief to yank. Luckily I got the notification about 12 minutes after the actual delivery direct from UPS via the notifications. I had no customers at the moment so I popped the ol’ “Be Back in 10” sign up, and excitedly sped my way home.
Nervous about not only the ever growing problem of package thieves but the rain...I was kinda in a panic. Ya see...this was not only an expensive package but a fragile one. Something that monsoon like rains would demolish if given the chance. Luckily as I pulled up I saw it sitting on my steps. Good...the meth heads didn’t get it yet but the rain!!! As I got closer I noticed that they at least wrapped it in plastic to protect from that...so I guess...thanks Mr. Deliveryman?!?
So I hopped back in my car, most likely looking like a package thief myself to anyone paying an ounce of attention, and headed back to work. I will say this sucker was packed well as it was ready for war. Any guesses?!?
That’s right!!! Dildo city!!! No dummies...I’m kidding...
My 10 page back up story of original art for the new volume of Amazing Spider-Man #1 has finally arrived!!! I was initially going to buy 2 or 3 pages when I saw them pop up almost a year ago but struck a deal for the whole story! These pages feature not only my favorite villain Mysterio but the introduction of a brand new villain by the name of...I’ll make ya sweat a bit more until the next post!
Blewitt
Ha! A fine piece of dramatic literature here!!! (And the fake reveal was perfect!)
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Lol. Only striving for the best!
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Haha, when I saw the dildos, I thought there was going to be a very interesting Steem Contest on the horizon.
:-P
Or, a fantastic Stag and Doe party. ...
This is @blewitt, carrying a joke way too far after I burned him on that Comedy Open Mic contest last year:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@modernzorker/comedy-open-mic-round-28-dear-blewitt-i-m-so-very-sorry
I carry grudges and hatred to the grave!!!
Well now you’ve just planned my next contest. 😂
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Weirdly, I was actually prepared to believe you'd gone and bought a dozen dildos :)))
They arrived yesterday.
Well we’ve found our package thief everyone.
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Yeah...good thing I was...just kidding........
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Are those dildos a new conquest comics exclusive?
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Sadly no. These are from the Goodwill store. Slightly used section. Bargain!!!
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😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Those were my emotions as I used said dildos.
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I was gonna comment on the Brat PItt pic, great part of the movie! Then that came! Brilliant! Funniest part of my day!
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I can't think of anything else to do but apologize that I was the funniest part of your day. ad day...huh?!? LOL
Handing out dildo's - the subtle way of telling asshole customers to go fuck themselves
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Just pop one in every bag at this point.
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Sup Dork?!? Enjoy the Upvote!!!
LOL ok firstly I thought it must be statue related to endgame but I actually believed for a moment there you'd gone and bought yourself a dozen dildos @blewitt and wondered what the heck you was up to now to turn this into profit.