Welcome to Punday Monday 119!

Huge thanks to @epicdice for their support. Check out their token, EPC, on steem-engine and their game at epicdice.io!

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...

(GIF by @littlescribe)

Rookie of the Week:

We’ll give it to @singl, because even though he’s not brand new, he’s kinda new!!

Pocket Choice Awards:

I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.

1. Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
2. Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
3. Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
4. Keep it to yourself.

There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.

1. Send them POCKET.

What pun was your favorite?
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/4lawr9-pocket-friday

@paul.atreides chose our winner, @doctorcrypto!

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• POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:

@aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.

• POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:

@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @jk6276, @acolucky, @deceth, @richatvns, @wpkwolfe, @stanism, @lordoffaux, @blockingback, @theartofori, @rainite, @chrisroberts, @kharma.scribbles, @theabsolute and @mensa-sig

• POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Three:

It’s still season two.

Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):

• Best Pun
• Best Pun of the Entire Week
• Best Overall Pun

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@doctorcrypto!

I agree with @paul.atreides for once! ;P

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

• SBI

See @steembasicincome for details. I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two SBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two SBI!
This week,

Our entrants were:
@doctorcrypto, @theabsolute, @sinlg, @heroic15397
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Our winners were:
@doctorcrypto (x2), @sinlg

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Vet

As in,

My vet says my dog needs to make Martin and Charlie feel better in order to stay warm. She said his coat needs a healthy Sheen.

Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!