"NO HUNTING NO DISCHARGING FIRE ARMS"

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Dammit!

I hiked all the way up here with my fire arm only to discover that I'm not allowed to discharge it??

What kind of devious malarkey is this?

Why the hell didn't you tell me that I wouldn't be allowed to discharge my fire arm up here?

Wasn't that the whole point of me hiking all the way up here??

Didn't I specifically tell you that I was planning to hike all the way up here for no other reason than to DISCHARGE MY FIRE ARM??

Why did you let me hike all the way up here, if you knew there was a sign that said I couldn't discharge my fire arm??

I had a plan!

You knew about my plan!

And you didn't tell me about the sign!

What kind of friend are you, anyway?

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