So it turns out unsurprisingly in Captain Marvel that... The Skrull are the Fucking GOOD guys XD

in #donaldmarshall5 years ago (edited)

Yeah those shapeshifty lizard people inherently designed to take human hosts and mimic them and infiltrate society? Yah, it turns out they're actually nice and it was allll just a biiig misunderstanding.

Turns out that the Kree; The human looking aliens, are the bad guys... What a fucking shock.

You know I never actually considered that they would make the skrull good guys.. Isnt that fucked up?

I thought, totally these guys are gonna be bad but no, buut noo.

In a world of Fifty Shades of Grey and Twilight and The Host I shoulda known.. Of course these shapeshifty lizard guys are the GOOD guys.

Sigh.

I hate this movie, hints aside it was just soo fkin boring.

And haphazardly thrown together.

You know Nick Fury lost his eye because he was talking too much babytalk to an alien cat and it lightly scratched him and thats it.. Thats How the legendary Nick Fury lost his eye.. A fkin cat.. Called Goose.

So really In the end I guess it was Catpain Marvel at least for nick fury cuz it happens in the last ten minutes of the movie.

But yah, i'm so sick of seeing this pro lizard shapeshifter crap.

Notice how much media is devoted to either siding with or seeing the perspective of what would traditionally be villain characters in movies, this is not a coincidence.

Maybe, its cuz theres bad people ultimately making this stuff and they'd love it if you sided with bad too.

But hey what do I know, I'm just a crazy guy. Go make friends with monsters, I mean why not, nuthin' bad'll happen.

The lizards just want a home and definitely Definitely don't like eating and hurting people.

Sigh.. Anyway.

On account of his love for cats, let the Nick Furry Memes begin.

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