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In Episode 6 of Louis C.K.’s first season of “Better Things,” the protagonist Sam, a divorced actress, is driving her teenage co-star Jesse home when, out of the blue, Jesse insists on pulling out his penis.

“I gotta take it out,” he tells her. Startled, Sam (played by Pamela Adlon), throws him out of her car before driving off.

C.K., who co-wrote the 2016 episode, is now finding himself in an eerily similar real-life situation, only this time, it’s he who is being dumped on the side of the road as his decades-long career appears on the cusp of driving into the sunset.

Also Read: Louis CK Accused of Sexual Misconduct by 5 Women

On Thursday, The New York Times published a damning report on the standup comedian and filmmaker, in which several female colleagues accused him of exposing himself and masturbating in front them.

In the coming days, C.K. will issue a written statement, his publicist Lewis Kay told TheWrap.

Like Harvey Weinstein, C.K. has been plagued by rumors of sexual misconduct for years. It didn’t help matters that the topic of masturbation seemed to have a recurring role in his comedy routines.

He once defended masturbation in a fictional debate with a Christian anti-masturbation advocate during an episode of his FX comedy “Louie.”

Also Read: Louis CK Film Release Under ‘Careful Consideration’ After Sexual Misconduct Accusations

A Fox News anchor can be seen introducing C.K. (who plays himself) as “an aficionado of masturbation, a man who is well known for being a prolific masturbator, who even brags about it.”

To which C.K. sheepishly answers: “I like it. It’s easy and it’s fun and nobody gets hurt.”

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The Times report included accounts of five women who claim C.K. masturbated in front of them, in a manner that bears a striking resemblance to Jesse from “Better Things.”

Two women said C.K. spontaneously began masturbating in front of them.

“He proceeded to take all of his clothes off, and get completely naked, and started masturbating,” they told the Times.

Also Read: That Time Doug Stanhope Took the Blame for Louis CK

Another woman said that C.K. began pleasuring himself while they were talking on the phone. A fourth told the Times that C.K. invited her to his trailer so that she could watch him masturbate (she declined).

A fifth claimed that in the late ’90s, while working in production at “The Chris Rock Show,” C.K., who was then a writer and producer on the program, repeatedly asked her to watch him masturbate. (She went along with his request, but later questioned his behavior).

The Times article sparked immediate comparisons between the accusations and C.K.’s own comedy routines. A successful stand-up comedian, TV writer, producer and filmmaker, C.K. made a name for himself as a straight-shooting funnyman who often talked unapologetically about his sexual inadequacies, with masturbation featured heavily in his material.

Also Read: Louis C.K.’s 'I Love You Daddy’ Premiere Canceled

In his upcoming movie “I Love You, Daddy,” scheduled to be released next week, one of the characters pretends to masturbate in front of other people. (The movie’s premiere was canceled ahead of the Times report and the film’s distributors are now rethinking its release altogether).

In another comedy routine, C.K. laments that as a married man he can’t find a private area to masturbate anymore.

“Now I know, when I see a guy on the West Side Highway jerking off in plain daylight, that’s not a homeless guy, that’s a married man right there.”

“It’s not fair, man” he goes on to say. “I’m 37 and I own my home.” At this point C.K. pretends to masturbate on stage. “I should just be able to stand in the living room, ‘How are you doing honey, good morning.”

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In “Louie” Season 3, C.K. meets Jeneane (played by Chloë Sevigny), a woman who masturbated publicly in a coffee shop.

Also Read: Louis CK Responds to Tig Notaro Saying He Should 'Handle’ Sexual Misconduct 'Rumors’

In another “Louie” scene, C.K. and his poker pals, discuss masturbation techniques.

After the game, C.K.’s character goes straight to a sex shop to buy a vibrator, where he ends up throwing his back out as he points at dildos.

Even his credits have featured masturbation:

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Watch the “Better Things” scene between Pam and Jesse above.

            <h2 class="title">22 Hollywood and Media Heavyweights Accused of Sexual Misconduct Since Harvey Weinstein</h2>

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/2zf3khQ" alt="brett ratner" title="brett ratner" class="image" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2ymwmPF" target="_blank">Brett Ratner</a></strong></p>

Six women have accused the director and producer of sexual misconduct, including Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge. Ratner’s lawyer says no woman has ever requested or received any financial settlement from Ratner.

Fallout: Ratner chose to personally step away from all Warner Bros. related activities, and Playboy put Ratner’s biopic about Hugh Hefner on hold. Ratner has filed a libel lawsuit against one of his accusers, Melanie Kohler.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="James Toback" title="James Toback" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2z2Rs5n" target="_blank">James Toback</a></strong></p>

Hundreds of women contacted an LA Times reporter to accuse Toback of sexual harassment and assault, including Selma Blair, Rachel McAdams, Julianne Moore and Caterina Scorsone.

Fallout: Just before the LA Times story broke, Toback told Rolling Stone that anyone who has accused him, “is a lying c&mdash;sucker or c&mdash; or both.” Toback and Harvey Weinstein are both under investigation by the Beverly Hills police department.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="mark halperin" title="mark halperin" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2izXfIw" target="_blank">Mark Halperin</a></strong></p>

Halperin sexually harassed five women while political director at ABC News over a decade ago. A sixth woman, journalist Emily Miller, said she was “attacked” by him.

Fallout: NBC News terminated Halperin’s contract as a special contributor, Showtime, which airs Halperin’s show “The Circus,” cut ties with the journalist, and CAA dropped him from their client list. Halperin issued a lengthy public apology.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Kevin Spacey" title="Kevin Spacey" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>Kevin Spacey</strong></p>

Actor Anthony Rapp told Buzzfeed that Spacey made a sexual advance on him three decades ago when Rapp was 14. Mexican actor Robert Cavazos and director Tony Montana subsequently came forward with claims of sexual harassment.

Fallout: Spacey apologized to Rapp and also came out as gay, which was widely criticized. Netflix since cancelled “House of Cards” and halted production on the sixth and final season. The Old Vic theater in London, where Spacey was artistic director, also opened a confidential tip line.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="" title="" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2im2gRi" target="_blank">Dustin Hoffman</a></strong></p>

Anna Graham Hunter, who worked with Hoffman as a production assistant, said Hoffman attempted to grope her four times and made a lewd comment while on set.

Fallout: Hoffman issued an apology, saying it was “not reflective of who I am.” Later that same day, a second woman accused him of sexual harassment.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="michael oreskes npr" title="michael oreskes npr" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>Michael Oreskes</strong></p>

Two women told The Washington Post Oreskes made unwanted sexual contact towards them while he was Washington bureau chief of The New York Times.

Fallout: Oreskes was forced to resign as Senior Vice President of News and Editorial Director at NPR.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Getty Images" title="Getty Images" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2hsBHdB" target="_blank">Jeremy Piven</a></strong></p>

Actress Ariane Bellamar, a former Playboy Playmate, tweeted that Piven groped her on the set of “Entourage” and at the Playboy Mansion, twice cornering and fondling her. Actress Cassidy Freeman later accused Piven of &ldquo;predatory behavior.&rdquo;

Fallout: CBS is looking into the situation, and Piven has “unequivocally” denied the allegation.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="" title="" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2gRlWwk" target="_blank">Andy Dick</a></strong></p>

Sources close to the production “Raising Buchanan” told The Hollywood Reporter Dick’s misconduct on set included kissing, licking, groping and making lewd propositions toward at least four members of the production.

Fallout: Dick was fired from the production of “Raising Buchanan” and from the film &ldquo;Vampire Dad.&rdquo; Dick denied the groping claims but said it was “possible” he licked people.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="" title="" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2xM5SSf" target="_blank">Roy Price</a></strong></p>

Amazon Studios head Price allegedly told “The Man in the High Castle” producer Isa Hackett, “You’ll love my dick,” during a cab ride.

Fallout: Amazon placed Price on a leave of absence.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="" title="" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2xRRXKs" target="_blank">Chris Savino</a></strong></p>

Several female employees at Nickelodeon accused “The Loud House” showrunner of sexual assault, with 12 other women accusing him of sexual misconduct and threats of being blacklisted.

Fallout: Nickelodeon fired Savino, but will continue to air and produce the show. Savino has since apologized.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Lionsgate" title="Lionsgate" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2zZ1zp9" target="_blank">Andrew Kramer</a></strong></p>

Lionsgate international COO Kramer was investigated for an accusation of inappropriate behavior toward a female assistant.

Fallout: Kramer left Lionsgate, but the company’s internal investigation was ruled “inconclusive.”

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Ken Baker Solo" title="Ken Baker Solo" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>Ken Baker</strong></p>

Three women anonymously spoke with TheWrap claiming Baker, an E! News correspondent, sent inappropriate text messages and in one instance groped a woman at a party.

Fallout: E! is investigating the accusations and Baker will not appear on air during the investigation. Baker said in a statement to TheWrap that the “anonymous allegations are simply not true, and, frankly, are heartbreaking to hear.”

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Ben Affleck" title="Ben Affleck" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2kGPBg9" target="_blank">Ben Affleck</a></strong></p>

Affleck grabbed actress Hilarie Burton’s left breast while on air during an appearance together on MTV’s “Total Request Live.”

Fallout: Affleck wrote on Twitter, “I acted inappropriately toward Ms. Burton and I sincerely apologize.”

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="andy signore honest trailers" title="andy signore honest trailers" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2wGkvXJ" target="_blank">Andy Signore</a></strong></p>

Several women alleged sexual misconduct against Signore, the creator of the YouTube series “Honest Trailers.” Signore was accused of sexual assault, sending inappropriate messages and making lewd comments to employees.

Fallout: His employers at Defy Media and Screen Junkies fired Signore following an investigation.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Bill O'Reilly" title="Bill O'Reilly" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>Bill O’Reilly</strong></p>

After being fired from Fox News earlier in April, it was reported in October by the New York Times that O’Reilly paid $32 million to settle sexual harassment claims from a coworker.

Fallout: O’Reilly told Matt Lauer he’d done “absolutely nothing wrong” and that this was “a political and financial hit job.”

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="tyler grasham" title="tyler grasham" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>Tyler Grasham</strong></p>

Actor Blaise Godbe Lipman said APA agent Grasham fed him alcohol and sexually assaulted him when the actor was in his late teens. Actor Tyler Cornell filed a police report claiming the agent sodomized him. And teen Brady Lindsey described predatory behavior by Grasham.

Fallout: Actors Finn Wolfhard and Cameron Boyce left the agency, and Grasham was fired.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Rick Najera" title="Rick Najera" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2gKSzPA" target="_blank">Rick Najera</a></strong></p>

Najera, director of the CBS Diversity Sketch Comedy Showcase, made inappropriate and lewd comments to coworkers in multiple instances. Actress Rachel Bloom sent an email to participants warning of his behavior.

Fallout: Najera resigned from his role and issued a statement saying he was “heartbroken and confounded by deliberate and cruel defamations.”

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="" title="" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2zalST1" target="_blank">David Corn</a></strong></p>

Mother Jones&rsquo; Washington Bureau Chief was investigated for the second time in three years for claims of inappropriate physical conduct and &ldquo;rape jokes&rdquo; in light of two emails from former staffers in 2014 and 2015, according to Politico.

Fallout: Mother Jones&rsquo; CEO said that in the initial investigation, they determined there was &ldquo;no misconduct.&rdquo; Corn denied the allegations but said it was possible his past actions had been misinterpreted.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Kirt Webster" title="Kirt Webster" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><a href="http://ift.tt/2h5rxCZ" target="_blank"><strong>Kirt Webster</strong></a></p>

Former country singer Austin Rick accused Webster, a veteran Nashville publicist, of repeatedly sexually assaulting, drugging and violating him in 2008 when Rick was 18.

Fallout: Webster will step down from his company Webster Public Relations and the company&rsquo;s name will be changed.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="David Guillod Jessica Barth Atomic Blonde Ted" title="David Guillod Jessica Barth Atomic Blonde Ted" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>David Guillod</strong></p>

Actress Jessica Barth told TheWrap she was drugged and sexually assaulted by Guillod, the co-CEO of talent and literary management company Primary Wave Entertainment, back in 2012.

Fallout: Guillod announced he would take an immediate leave of absence from the company. Barth also approached the LAPD to revive her attempt to bring criminal charges.

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                                            <img src="http://ift.tt/1WmYMez" alt="Hamilton Fish" title="Hamilton Fish" class="image -loading" /><br/><div class="caption"><p><strong>Hamilton Fish</strong></p>

Several female employees at The New Republic, where Fish is president and publisher, came forward about workplace interactions that have made &ldquo;an uncomfortable environment,&rdquo; according to the New York Times.

Fallout: The magazine&rsquo;s owner Win McCormack asked Fish to remain on a leave of absence, pending an investigation.

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Actor Terry Crews disclosed on Twitter that a Hollywood executive &ldquo;groped his privates,&rdquo; and sources told Variety that Crews was preparing to name Venit as the unnamed executive.

Fallout: Venit has been placed on leave by WME.

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                        <p>From Brett Ratner, Kevin Spacey, Mark Halperin to James Toback</p>
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                    <div class="description"><p><strong><a href="http://ift.tt/2ymwmPF" target="_blank">Brett Ratner</a></strong></p>

Six women have accused the director and producer of sexual misconduct, including Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge. Ratner’s lawyer says no woman has ever requested or received any financial settlement from Ratner.

Fallout: Ratner chose to personally step away from all Warner Bros. related activities, and Playboy put Ratner’s biopic about Hugh Hefner on hold. Ratner has filed a libel lawsuit against one of his accusers, Melanie Kohler.

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