Funny Fictional Story
Men and Bottle Caps
The man is a poor farmer from the countryside. Far from urban culture. Even so, the man lived happily with his wife for years despite not having been blessed with a child.
That day, a good man from the village went to the city to visit a specialist. The good man really hopes for a son from his wife's womb.
After the interview, the beautiful doctor gave a small bottle to the good man from the village.
"Bring this small bottle home, and bring it back tomorrow with a little sperm in it."
"What?"
The good man was very surprised to hear the word sperm that was said by the beautiful doctor.
"Tomorrow afternoon you can come back here."
"Yes, doctor!"
The next day, the man from the village returned and gave the beautiful doctor a small bottle but the bottle still looked clean and there was no sperm in it.
"Why is the bottle still empty?"
"This is a doctor, I've tried with my right hand, but I can't. I tried with my left hand, still can't."
"Is that true?"
"I ask for help from my wife using her right hand, can't. She uses her left hand, still can't."
"Oh! Why not try another way?"
"My wife tries with her mouth, can't. She tries with her thighs, can't."
"Hmm!"
"Yes, doctor! Even I asked for help from a neighbor girl, I still can't."
"What?"
The beautiful young doctor was very surprised to hear the statement of the man from the village who asked for help from a neighbor girl.
"Yes, doctor! She tried with his right hand, could not. She tried with his left hand, still could not. She tried with both hands, still could not. She tried with his mouth, could not.
"Hey! What are you saying?"
The beautiful doctor's face was completely flushed like a coals hearing the words of the man from the village.
"Can you speak a little more politely ?!"
"Sorry doctor, I didn't mean not to give my sperm. I, my wife, and the girl tried hard to open the bottle cap, but still couldn't."