One month late

in #esteem6 years ago

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When her husband came home, the beautiful woman immediately welcomed her husband and grabbed her husband's hand very spoiled.

Now, the handsome man sits on the sofa, the beautiful woman prepares a cup of drink and then lies on her husband's shoulder, and says,

"Looks like I'm pregnant, honey!"

"Is that true?"

"But don't tell anyone, honey."

"Why, dear?"

"Later if I'm not pregnant we will be embarrassed, baby."

"Oh! Yes dear!"

After chatting for a while, they entered the bedroom.

The next morning, as usual, the man went to the office.

About an hour after her husband went to the office, the bell rang at the front door.

Ting Tong ...
Ting Tong ...

The beautiful woman walked to the front door. And strangely, the handsome man stood in front of him.

"Sorry, Alice! You are one month late."

"What?

The beautiful woman's face was flushed like embers and could not resist her emotions.

"Sorry Alice, I seem to surprise you."

"How do you know that I'm one month late?"

"This is the note!"

After submitting proof that the woman was one month late, the handsome man left.

When her husband came home from work, the beautiful woman immediately reported the incident she had just experienced.

Without thinking, the beautiful woman's husband rushed to meet a man who signaled his wife's delay.

Arriving at the office where the man worked, the beautiful woman's husband immediately slammed the paper.

"Hey, how do you know that my wife is a month late?"

"Be patient, sir! Calm down, please sit down first ..."

"No need! You will be prosecuted for defaming our family."

"Slander?"

"You will lose," said the beautiful woman's husband, pointing to the man's eyes.

"Hey! You're late paying the electricity bill this month."

Suddenly the face of the beautiful woman's husband was pale and her body was bathed in sweat. Because of Gensi, her beautiful husband reunited her courage and said:

"If I don't want to pay, what do you want?"

"I'll decide what you have, bro?"

"You're crazy, decide mine."

"With a heavy heart, I have to decide ..."

"If you decide mine, what will my wife use tonight?"

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By @Black-Horse!

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Hahaha... just use toys. lol

😂😂😂 Thank you very much for attending, my friend. An honor can make you laugh happily, Lol!

your welcome brother, have a nice day and god bless you and family.

Wow! That's beautiful and wise words, thank you. 🙏

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