Joke: Fantastic way of enjoying cigarette
Are you a smoker? How many packs a day? 1 or 2 or 3 or..?. Do you know what I found today?
Today I was so excited to do some experiment, and this experiment was base on my own thought that; which one has better taste, potato or cigarette. And then I found some incredible things.
It is a spectacular way of enjoying the smoking. Okay here is the trick of enjoying the smoking time:
Pay good attention;
What we need are:
- A small plate
- A bottle of tomato or red chili sauce
- A pack of cigarette
Here we go;
Do it just like showing in the photograph
- Take one or two of your cigarette from the pack, smell it carefully. Feel the aromatic finest tobacco in the cigarette.
- Pour the tomato or red chili sauce
- Take your cigarette and dip it into the sauce
- Chew it and enjoy
What??? Don’t you like it? How it tastes?
Hahahahahahah….LOL. Of course, it does not edible, or just the wrong way to enjoy it!
Now you know cigarette is not good to eat, so why don’t you change or swap it with fried Potatoes stick?, that would be fantastic right?. So stop smoking now!
It is time for you to change your cigarette with potato, fry some potato sticks and fill it into your cigarette pack. Any time you want to smoke take one of your potato stick and chew it. It will help you to reduce the smoke!, don’t you believe it? Try it first!!
Hi my friend don’t be so serious thinking of what would be going on tomorrow of crypto, especially steem.
This one is the most dilemmatic problem on the planet earth
What have you been thinking lately?, is that about steem price or crypto getting down and down?. No worry about that fellas, "allizwell" (taken from the 3 idiots). It will get back someday, or if not, we will find the way to forget and carry on our life as once before all this crypto things rolled on. The world is not over tomorrow. Do something to support is much better than only complaining about it.
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I smoked for awhile when I was younger. I'm so glad I was able to quit!! I'll take some french fries over a cigarette any day. Cigarettes are horrible.
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Very clever but useful joke. Every smokers should read this!
Hi hi how are you my friend. Yes, I hope so, but it is difficult for the addictive person. I manage to reduce it become 1/2 pack a day.
My three elder brothers used to smoke, all of them. Now the two stopped and only one is doing so. I am not sure how the two got rid of smoking. I never asked. I was just happy that they did. The other one, in the middle, who did not stop smoking got his senses. He gets out of the house when he smokes. Since I noticed that, I got the courage to command people, even visitors, to get out of the house when they smoke. 😊 We are still hoping the middle brother will stop smoking soon.
I am not sure which post, but I remember commenting somewhere about my former professor who shared his struggle in giving up smoking. He described himself like a mad dog because he was literally drooling with considerable amount of saliva when the urge strikes. He also feel tremors, he trembles if he does not smoke. But then he has to go through it. He fought that by finding an alternative, he said mostly candies or gums. Maybe you can try that too.
that is really hard to leave the habit, but I am not planning to leave it in one go, but I will reduce it, brother of mine used to smoke a lot but suddenly he stop it without any reason and leave it forever without any trick. I asked him how to do it, he just said " I Just dont like it anymore, and I dont know what happen and why". I thought he was kidding me when he gave half of his remaining pack to me, but since that time he never touch it again ever.
If your brother was able to do it, you too can do it. Good luck! 😊
Ha! This made me laugh! Smoke potato cigarettes!
I used to smoke 2 packs a day. It was an awful habit. I decided I wanted to quit smoking, so I went on a vacation. I left my habit of smoking in the city I vacationed it. It still hasn't found me! I'm sure my habit has found a new home by now, so I'm safe. :-)
great, yes, I want to quit too, but the habit always find me back. But at least when I write something, I can manage to avoid cigarette and it pollution LOL
Try leaving it someplace! It worked for me! Then when you want to smoke, you'll remember you can't because you left your habit somewhere else. :-)
the funny thing is, I can delay to take a piece of it when I have it in my pocket, but I will definitely go to the market, if I dont have one in my pocket.
when I come back home I will prepare at least 3 pcs in my pocket (not one full pack) just for not going back to the market because I dont have one. even i will not take it during the time I work at home.. LOL..
I don't mean leaving the cigarettes somewhere. I agree, that's much harder.
Leave the habit itself. When you feel like smoking - regardless of where your smokes are - you'll remember that you aren't a smoker anymore because you left your habit in a different city or country or house. It's kind of a mind over matter thing.
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Well at least you spent your time well trying out cigarettes with sauce :) Chips win for me all the time! Yummy haha :)
I love prawn crackers with tomato or chili sauce, so nyummi hahahah :), how are you @nickyhavey?
Hmmm yes that's a good combo! It's been a while since I had a Chinese dish! I am doing well thanks, keeping myself busy and hopefully out of trouble, hope all is good with you!
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Hahaha ... hmmmm... fried cigarettes with gravy please...
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Right away madam @riverflows !, I have planned to stop smoking, and I am trying many kind of things. this evening, i took one piece of cigarette, but finally i dip it into the tomato sauce, it work for me.... LOL
Best way is to go cold turkey and just say over and over I DONT SMOKE. It's all in your head after the first 48 hours. Trust me.. I gave up after 14 years. I was sick of being addicted! Just keep delaying and distracting yourself.. get a drink of water everytime you want one!!!
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I drink fresh water with lemon every morning just before taking any thing else, it help me to reduce cigarette from 2 pack become 1/2 pack a day. That is still not good but at least it helps a bit more.
That is really good that is really good. it must save you a ton of money. I reckon another good thing to do is not talk about it with your mates. The more you talk about it the more you think about smoking lol
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That is really good that is really good. it must save you a ton of money. I reckon another good thing to do is not talk about it with your mates. The more you talk about it the more you think about smoking lol bye. Work for me anyway
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yes exactly, no need to talk to anyone, but the problem here is the people smoking everywhere, only one out of 50 do not smoke in my place, except the women.
Ah, yes, I remember that from Indonesia - it's full of smokers! Makes it harder!!! Wish you all the luck and strenght, I really want you to stop!
@el-nailul,
I'll give it a try. :-)
The one definitely not a good healthy food ever @quillfire....hahahah...but good luck with potatoes