A Child's Point of View Part 2

Here's more about children's perception of life and the world. Gotta love the innocence of kids!!! Here's one big dose (of innocence) for you.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?

A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
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A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E,
I, O and U.

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

AND: This one's from a friend (@emergehealthier)

Q: Why did 4-year old Billy lick the fish in the tank?

A: He wanted to know if it's the kind he likes.

Hope you enjoyed this. I leave you all with the following bible passage:

And He said, "Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 18:3)

(All pictures sourced from Pixabay)